Should you ever meet Rollin’, be aware that they are the King of not capitalizing, EVER…with roleplays they don’t give a f*ck about.
Punctuation and OOC/IC aren’t big, either. Here are some gems:
1) Question posed OOC: “Do you motion for me to lead, or is follow an OOC command?”
OOC response: “go ahead”
Unfortunately, since I was going to REACT to the motion, saying “go ahead” isn’t particularly helpful. It IS lazy, though.
2) “this is probably meant to see how your emfeddedadefe skills fair as that is a big part of our job.””
That’s Gwain-esque. No fare.
3) Rollin’ replies: “…that’s how everyone here plays…”
It ISN’T, Thank G/LOG.
4) Rollin’ says OOCly, “You can leave whenever”
“Ummm…if it’s IC, please say it IC…she expects you to leave.”
Nice of them to inform me of my roleplaying options…I mean option. Attempted translation of their comment: “I’m bored, man…f@ck off.”
4.1) A few minutes later…
Rollin’ says OOCly, “Generally lord bless means goodbye also…so they’ve both said goodbye twice lol”
Hey, at least they capitalize OOC. Commands and jokes, apparently, are the criteria.
5) Rollin’ replies to you, “…I’m not gonna sh1t out a paragraph for you.”
Ahhhh…constipation.
6) “I wasn’t thinking in terms of cost/benefit analysis here…I was noticing you roleplay like a lazy a$$ with me, especially lately. Cuz you don’t give a f*ck…”
“…Emote looks at X and then speaks “yes sure i can help u with that…”
That’s a pretty good approximation, I think. 6.9. Speaking of which…
6.9) “Oh…and stay off the cocaine.”
Just some helpful advice for them.
Name was altered to protect the stupid. Words were altered for naughtiness, order and certain words altered for satirical purposes.
-Puppy >.< Yip!