One Dozen Communist Revolutions

Cesar vs. Garfield, ‘187’

Find Your Own Answers. You Haven’t Long To Read.

Actually it IS pretty long, ummm, but…anyways:

*click*

You ever seen ‘Deer Hunter’ Mr. G?

*spin*

Put it to your head…

…pull the trigger.

You gonna do yourself.

*click* *click*

That macho enough for you?

That make me a man?

Take more than that to be me.

Yeah?

Then you do it.

Come on, maricôn.

Do it!

Vato’s scared.

He’s trying to weasel out.

He’s f@cking with your head!

*spin*

*click*

Come on.

That’s not how we playing the game.

Not man enough to play your own game?

Where’s your cojones?

*PUNCH*

Shut up!

You gonna hide behind your chickensh1t homeboys?

Where’s your pride?

Come on, I pulled three times.

You ain’t pulled once.

You disrespecting me?

You saying I ain’t a man?

I’m saying you’re a fool.

Don’t be doing that sh1t, man!

*click*

You the man, Cesar.

You the man, and you ain’t sh1t!

You hear me?

What the f@ck?

Your turn.

Oh you got some respect back now?

The only thing you respect is stupidity.

You willing to die for stupidity?

See,  I am,  if it’ll teach you something.

You can’t kill me,  homeboy.

What I am,  what I was,  died over a year ago.

Everything I’ve ever wanted has been TAKEN from me.

And no matter how many of you I get rid of…

…I can’t get it back!

I was a teacher!

I wanted to help you!

You can’t

*click*

kill me!

And you can’t scare me!

He’s crazy, man.

That’s right!

Isn’t that what you respect?

Loco! Come on, Cesar!

If you’re gonna be stupid, don’t be half-@ss stupid,

be all the way stupid!

Put it to your head, pull the trigger!

Do it!

Do it!

Your whole way of life is bullsh1t!

Macho is bullsh1t!

It’s all I got!

Oh so now you’re the victim?

Let me take your turn for you.

*bang*

Sh1t!

He’s out!

He’s f@cking out!

He smoked himself!

Let’s go.

Oh, man! Let’s go, homey.

He took my turn.

What?

I could’ve taken

my own motherf@cking turn.

So f@cking what? He’s dead.

Let’s go! Come on!

I’ve gotta do this.

F@ck this!

What are you doing? Let’s go!

I got one in six chances-

I’m gonna beat this b1tch.

*bang*

What the f…?

Why’d you do that, man?

What’s the f@cking point?

Author: Puppy

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