YouTube’s great and all…I mean, just for MST3K shorts and Python bits alone…but my duty is clear:
You only get one call.
If you’re desperate enough to call this number, that means you don’t have a lawyer and can’t afford a really good one. It also means you’re stupid enough to look ON YOUTUBE for a lawyer. D@MN.
So, with the chances totally up in the air as to whether the lawyer you get will suck or not, always consider the following…
…when things are on the line, and the chances are just as good either way…would you rather have a young, attractive blonde woman or an ugly middle-aged fat guy?
Who knows, she might even find you irresistibly attractive.
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