Somewhat common CA/A refrain: “If God exists, may they strike me down RIGHT NOW!”
Ooooo. Shock value. You’d make a great LaVeyan, just send away for your membership card.
Assuming you’re talking about the concept of God as described in the Bible (omniscient and omnipotent)…
You really think you can OUTSMART God??? “Command” God???
Like, you’re Loki/Bartleby and you’ve found a “loophole”?
Are you HIGH?
And ask yourself this:
Suppose…just suppose…that just ONCE, someone uttered the phrase “If God exists, may He strike me down right NOW!” and then was instantly struck by a bolt of lightning and killed.
Now, LOGIC states that the two have nothing to do with the other. The statement simply HAPPENED to coincide, in that instance, with the bolt of lightning.
But 100 bucks says AT LEAST half the people that use *the phrase* now would stop using it.
I mean…you gotta hedge your bets, right?