DaPuppy.com = 21,259,247
Date of last ranking update: 11/3/16
All-Time High = 21,119,070 (9/27/16)
It’s amazing, because when I was just an eensy meensy teensy little schmeensy and they asked “What do you want to be when you grow up?”, I said “I wanna have a website of my own in the top 21.2 million”, and then they said “What’s a website?” and I said “I dunno” and they just sort of looked at me really funny.
Approximate date of comment’s first relevance: 9/10/16
11/7/16: This post has been abandoned. See ‘Black Mirror – Episode 8 (Nosedive)’