Suggested Follow-Up To Charles Schwab Obsolescence Ad:
(Man) “So, do you think I can run to Mercury?”
(Man2) *chuckle* “No…”
(Man) “Why are you laughing?”
(Man2) “That’s not how the world works.”
(Man) “Well, the world is changing.” *jump* *plummet, scream*
NO!
Your choice of imagined clips to follow:
Michael Palin jumping out of the Kamikaze Advice Centre, OR
Ron Obvious jumping off the starting platform OR
your favorite Kamikaze Scotsman jumping off the top of Edinburgh Castle.
…and why are so many NFL coaches like M. Palin’s wimp character when it comes to managing time?
…time to lose.