Shatner: dull. He drinks more as the movie goes on, suggesting a possibleway to tolerate it.
Family visit: sucks
Boy in a tree: sucks
Crime scene visit: kinda creepy
Santa and his zombie elves: cheezy cr@p
Ending: horrible
No, it’s not quite stupid enough to be funny.
No, you can’t just watch the non-sh1tty one, because it cuts back n’ forth between them all until the end.
Inspirational Quote: “Elves becoming the walking dead; no, it does not make any sense.”
Grade: F