One-line review choices:
1) “You gotta be fcken kidding…”
2) Statue-of-Liberty-head-nado.
3) Oh no, there goes Tokyo.
Take your pick.
It’s less than 75 minutes long, unless you like eternal credit scrolls.
There’s a cr@ppy end voiceover bit that was probably included so the movie could bill itself as an hour and a half.
Upped a notch for vague Cthulhu-ness and SPECIAL FX!
Inspirational Quote: “We’ve gotta get out of here…it’s time to leave the electronics store!”
Grade: D-