A newbie! Of course, every Cthulhu mythos fan wants to write Cthulhu mythos; some can, some can’t.
And so I listen…(gotta admit part of why is that I Luv the narrator’s voice and intonation).
Rule One: NEVER apply to Miskatonic University.
Rule Two: Leave Innsmouth well enough alone.
Rule Three: Follow advice to ignore anything smelling of Cthulhu at least as much as Denzel Washington’s character should (have) regarding Azazel in ‘Fallen’.
Rule Four: No Pickmans!
Rule Five: There is NO RULE FIVE!
Rule Six: No Pickmans.
Rule Seven: Allow the creepiness to wash over you.
Rule Eight: If you don’t follow Rule Seven, DON’T LISTEN TO IT, not worth it.
Rule Nine: Like most things Cthulhu-esque, not for the weak of heart.
Rule Ten: Nothing to see/hear.
Rule Eleven: No Pickmans.
Hmmmmm…gets better when it gets to the point. Surprisingly so, actually.
Nicely (and appropriately) wordy.
I was worried it would be a moody/wordy imitation of the best Cthulhu-esque-ness. Imagine my surprise when it got better as it went along, and I stopped thinking of how to say “meh” and how TO say “This is good stuff”.
The Puppy is a harsh critic. But this is good stuff.
Inspirational Quote: “We ‘Dreamswimmers’…took to the lands of dream like otters to a roaring brook…”
Grade: B+