I’d like to state, first of all, that I am NOT a professional critic. I am, however, an amateur critic with opinions *acting* as one.
I’d like to suggest a new slogan:
“Think your life is a waking nightmare? Well, come here, and we’ll show you what that REALLY is!”
On a scale of 0 to 10, I give it a .1 (Good food, yum yum).
*SATIRE…SATIRE…SATIRE*
– Puppy