Humans are, for the most part, very lustful.
That’s important for the continuation of the species, because sex is actually pretty disgusting when you think about it.
So is that good or bad?
Think about it from the perspective of the Earth.
Month: December 2024
Pupdate – 12/20/24
The F List – Movies/Long Subject
Birdemic: Shock And Terror (2010)
I couldn’t imagine a dumber opening, given the title of the “film”.
Main Street field, walking as a robot trying to be a human (Phantom Creeping), creepy waitress scene…
I’ve got a good idea of my grade, barring a miracle…now, to relax and enjoy with the occasional comment.
– A riveting response to Tracy Chapman’s “Fast Car”.
– FREEZE FRAME
– Imagine random out of place printouts
– The Clap
– Rotting Carcass
– Calm panning shots
– The Bird Blitz
Then it gets BAD.
Truly horrendous in every way.
A must-see.
Inspirational Quote: “Congratulations!”
Grade: F-
Uncivil Actions
FAIR USE: CRITICISM – Robert Duvall with a great message for LaVeyan Satanists.
Make Me A Sandwich (2020 Deformed Lunchbox Short Film)
Grotesque, creepy. But not “scary”.
Closer to ummm…funny, actually.
It’s worth 3 minutes of your time, certainly.
Cool ending.
Grade: B-
MST3K – Money Talks!
Highlights:
relentless Franklin-mocking
no-holds-barred riffing style
Inspirational Quote: “This is my weekly feigning of interest in you, son.”
Grade: B-
MST3K – Assignment: Venezuela
The occasional decent riff, but mostly it’s boring.
For completists.
Highlights:
The end (really, Tom Servo’s bit)
Grade: D