I couldn’t imagine a dumber opening, given the title of the “film”.
Main Street field, walking as a robot trying to be a human (Phantom Creeping), creepy waitress scene…
I’ve got a good idea of my grade, barring a miracle…now, to relax and enjoy with the occasional comment.
– A riveting response to Tracy Chapman’s “Fast Car”.
– FREEZE FRAME
– Imagine random out of place printouts
– The Clap
– Rotting Carcass
– Calm panning shots
– The Bird Blitz
Then it gets BAD.
Truly horrendous in every way.
A must-see.
Inspirational Quote: “Congratulations!”
Grade: F-