Chuckleworthy from the time you first see the “Samurai” star and his cap/hair combo.
Great silly-reaction faces by the Eddie Murphy wanna-be partner throughout. And he tends to look at the camera, as if to make sure everyone saw that he was doing his best Eddie Murphy. But I’ve seen Axel F. I’ve enjoyed Axel F. Guy in this film, you’re no Axel F.
Consistently horrible, all the way through. Directing, acting, continuity, “Sexy” dialogue, non-sexy dialogue, foley, voiceovers, “action”, bad synth, gruff police sergeant trope…it’s all there, and it all sucks.
The wearing-as-tiny-stuff-as-possible implied sex scene is so incredibly unsexy it might put you off sex for a bit.
Horrendous, awful fun if you’re in the mood…an hour and a half of torture if you’re not.
Inspirational Quote: “…shoot!…shoot him!…shoot!…shoot him!…shoot! shoot him! ya got him!”
Grade: F-