File Under The “You Can’t Make This Sh1t Up” Category

Article crusaded by an Atheist (name withheld by request) who cited, as the ONLY SOURCE for the article, Fox News.

You know, the ultra-conservative bastion of Fauxness.

Title: “School Shootings Caused By ‘Under God’ In Pledge”

Now, if you don’t see why that’s hilarious in a horrendously tasteless but yet pricelessly stupid sort of way, I can’t explain it to you.

-Puppy >.< Yip!

8/3/16: No kid gives a FCK about the Pledge Of Allegiance. Not one. Most say it, some mumble it, some make up their own, some just move their lips and pretend, some (well, one, from junior high) say INCREDIBLY tasteless things instead of it and get sent to the principal and then get hailed (inside joke) as heroes by everyone else for their cojones…

But NOONE shoots anyone because of it. I was a kid. I KNOW this. Unless kids have gotten really fcken uptight and stupid recently. So…get your head out of your a$$.

Author: Puppy

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