Horrible music, horrible FX, horrible acting, horrible writing, horrible fake boobs, horrible gothy angst attempts, horrible “noone understands me” laments, horrible band product placement, horrible hair extensions, horrible HAIKIBA! moments, horribly dull blood ritual for Nosferatu, horribly easy-to-kill vampires.
Makes sex, drugs, rock n’ roll and devil worship seem just kinda boring.
56:05 – Oh thank God.
1:02:26 – Don’t LAUGH during a blood ceremony! HOLD IT IN, GIRL!
Grade: F-