Sad.
Oodles of cleavage shots (no nudity) and bad dialogue.
Features two young actresses at the beginning and ending of their EXCITING careers.
Two questions I pondered while watching:
1) Is this ever going to get scary or interesting?
2) How badly did Tony Todd REALLY need the money from this?
Too dumb to even be offensive. You can watch it to laugh at it, I guess…*Shrug*
Question: Why does it have like half a dozen “Executive Producers”?
Answer: The director wanted to get all his friends in the credits.
Reminiscent of ‘Spinal Tap’…Nigel Tufnel: Lead Guitar. David St. Hubbins: Lead Guitar.
Inspirationally Dumb Quote: “I’ll try to make this painless.” – Guy holding a bloody hammer
Grade: F-