I spent the majority of this movie trying to think of how to describe how bad it is. I couldn’t think of anything clever. I blame it on the movie, because there’s absolutely nothing clever in the movie. Nothing. Thank God for the time lapses.
Lone bright spot for me: woman looking vaguely like Jennifer Tilly.
Greatest moment of terrified suspense: “Will they show that guy’s a$$ crack or not?”
Grade: F-