From the director who brought you ‘Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama’…
A horror film remarkable for the fact that nothing horrible actually happens.
Well, the first hour is almost-naked men walking around, showering, exercising and lying down with a woman watching them intermittently and taking notes.
At around the hour mark the “plot” begins, then pauses briefly for more showering, then picks up again just in time for the movie to end.
I think I saw some of them drinking Schmitt’s Gay by the pool, too.
Talk about a great time for Shirt-In-A-Can.
I give it a 9.6 on the Das-ometer.
Grade: F-