Here’s something worthy of nose…
Intro: well, at least he/she/it was telling the truth in the end.
11:18- A young Frank Black?
In horribly bad taste, of course…but like ‘The Return of the Living Dead’, the complete lack of pretentiousness and the self-mockery make it kinda fun, as “horror” movies go. But, UNlike ‘Return’, unfortunately, it gets comparatively dull in the second half.
One of the very rare cases where self-bondage prevents murder and allows sex with Jessica Alba.
Fav character- Crusading Druid Priestess in a van on Druid time
Inspirational Quote: “My work here is done. Time for the ritualistic sex.”
Grade: C+
7/7/18: Do I overrate because I feel better or do I underrate because I feel worse? I don’t know. Grade: D+