It could use a lot more Basil Exposition, and you knew that wine rack had to go in slooooo moooooo…it would be predictable to call it predictable.
It’s creepy as hell, of course…but it takes 81 minutes to accomplish what ‘Impeccable Lifeboat Cannibals’ and ‘The Undertaker Sketch’ do in about 5.
Inspirational Quote: from this movie? dialogue is at a premium.
Grade: D+
7/14/18: The Great Grade Update. Nomnomnom. Grade: C-