“Listen lad…I built this kingdom up from nothin’. When I started here all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle in the swamp, but I built it all the same, JUST TO SHOW EM! It sank into the swamp. So…I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one…that burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one! stayed up!”
-Puppy >.< Yip!