Dull-Ugly-Pretentious-Boy Loses Girl.
Dull-Ugly-Pretentious-Boy Makes Lots of Dull, Pretentious Jokes.
Dull-Ugly-Pretentious-Boy Impresses Girl.
Dull-Ugly-Pretentious-Boy Lives Happily Ever After With Girl(Until Next Movie).
Or, as Tom Servo reviewed the MST3K short “A Date With Your Family”…
“The Woody Allen Story!”
-Puppy >.< Grrr…