This should have starred Joe Estevez. Or Frank Stallone.
It tries to be creepy, but since the acting and script are really
mediocre at best it’s mostly just silly.
On the positive side, the painting reminds me fondly of ‘In The Mouth Of Madness’ (gotta watch that again…) and the FX that don’t suck are creepy. The one that inspired me to write this bit in particular – you’ll know it when you see it. It actually gave me some hope/interest for the rest, that actually endured.
It’s bad, it’s cheezy, it’s absurd…but it’s sorta…fun? A definite level of interest for weirdness and cheeze-enjoyment. But you MUST like cheeze.
If this was re-written, with good actors, and a good director, and good music, and everything else except (some of) the fx…it would be pretty darn good I think. Or would it ruin what little charm it has? We’ll never know.
See if you can spot the grammatical error and spelling mistake.
My GOD does it get cheezy at the end.
On Netflix Streaming until 8/8/14.
Grade: D+