The mystery limp is key to a successful non-loving, no sex, no romanticism relationship.
Just start limping one day. Blow off any concern, cuz ya know…you’re a MANLY man.
Then, switch that limp around constantly…like Igor’s hump from ‘Young Frankenstein’, only much more prevalent. You know, sometimes it’s in the “normal” leg, then a few days later it’s moved over to the other leg…rarely you can do both legs (not for beginners) and if you just don’t give a d@mn that day, lose it completely! BRILLIANT!
-Puppy >.< Yip!