Terrible, pretentious artsy/goth flick.
The intro monologue is actually promising…until the first special effect, which is so bad that it both disappoints and amuses.
Not quite down to the depths of ‘Vampegeddon’, but close. Turns out it’s bad acting, bad effects, and lots and LOTS of monologue.
00:20:Something – That’s the director fleeing the scene.
Available on Netflix Streaming until 6/15/14.
Inspirational Quote: “Jesus Christ, it’s like a made-for-tv movie in here…”
Grade: F