Bulky guy and a bunch of dancers quickly get stranded on an impeccable lifeboat, forced to resist the urge to eat one another. Then there’s an island and sort of a spider thing, and persistent half-nakedness.
Highlights:
SEXY horror music
intense dance auditions
horrific dialogue
decent-to-pretty-good riffing
Inspirational Quote: “We can’t hold out much longer”
Grade: C