Like ‘Patient Seven’, sort of, except there are fewer patients and it’s much cheezier. And lots of really bad haircuts.
Patient One: Oh come on. More silly than scary.
Patient Two: Even sillier.
Patient Three: Ummmm…not as silly, tolerable…but cheezy FX.
Patient Four: Silly again.
And then…oh gawd. Well, it’s got a BIT of creepiness rising over the Sea of Cheeze. But…
Safely skip it.
Grade: F