The Farm (2018)

Intro spoiler: You don’t actually get to see her pee.

Inane travel dialogue 101.

There’s some SCARY, FOREBODING music that swells repeatedly as the dialogue and acting remain sh1tty/laughable.

The characters encountered that are presumably meant to explicitly foreshadow dirty deeds and suspense and horror and all that fun stuff instead foreshadow a sh1tty, laughable movie.

The diner scene reminded me slightly of ‘Birdemic’, though I won’t say it’s quite as bad as that.

An attempt to create a REALLY creepy guy succeeds, I suppose, though even then the dialogue and acting make it closer to comedic.

After about 24 and a half minutes of extreme sh1ttiness it does admittedly have a creepy scene. Let’s see if it can go anywhere…

Well, it does improve markedly when noone says anything.

The idea for the movie is really creepy, too bad it’s made SO badly.

Definitely some disturbing scenes, but since it’s not convincing it’s not particularly scary.

And if you like really demented, blood and guts type stuff, this movie insinuates more than shows.

You’re better off with hardcore Asian horror, which I despise; but hey, you might not.

The very ending isn’t all that bad. So like…skip to 1:12:00 after you’ve seen enough opening cr@p if you wanna see it.

Grade: F

Author: Puppy

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