Author: Puppy

Semper Puppy

I Am Puppy Hear Me Degrade – Sensitive Antitheist Post Of The Day (12/14/14)

Concerning a woman who was burned to death, in the comments section after someone made a well-meaning (whether you believe in God or not) comment praying for her and her family:

“Prayers to a god who just sat there and let this happen. If her dying that way was a part of your god’s plan, then it was as he meant it to be and you should stop nagging him with your silly prayers. More likely though, there is no god and prayer is a waste of time.”

DTPLAPB – A Pupdate

Maybe the reason he said “I can’t breathe” when he COULD is because it would have taken a bit longer to say “Excuse me officer but I’m having a very difficult time breathing here, so could you kindly remove me from the chokehold/headlock before it comes to the point where I actually technically precisely CANNOT breathe? Thank you.”

-Puppy >.< Yip!

Heated Discussions Over Trivial Matters OR Talking To A CA/A – By Puppy

It’s like the great “Oxford Comma” debate.

I have a clip that displays the usefulness and necessity of any such arguments.

NOTE: This is NOT meant IN ANY WAY to insult people with autism or ANY OTHER mental illness. It’s called satire…mental illness is real and people with it deserve sympathy, not mockery. The satire is directed at CA/A’s and other people who spend hard time on pointless trivialities.

If you watch it and laugh at CA/A’s, great. If you watch it and don’t care, fine. If you are ignorant and think I’m a jerk, I don’t care. And if you watch it to make fun of people with mental illness, I kindly invite you to go f@ck yourself. Vis:

10/16/16: FAIR USE: CRITICISM – Good clip from a good movie. (housekeeping)

Dismissing The Pure Logic As Pure Bullsh1t

Now, I’m not coming down on either “side” here…I’m not saying anymore than I’m saying:

To suggest that because a man in a headlock/chokehold – who is vastly overweight and has major medical problems – CAN say “I can’t breathe”, that it therefore means he CAN breathe…

Is a dumb oversimplification from people supposedly trying to make people look at ALL the facts.

The FACT is, if such a man says that, he probably is having a pretty d@mn hard time breathing. Could he be faking it, as has been suggested? Sure…but since he’s surrounded by cops, has no weapons, and is on the ground…the idea that he was faking it to try to escape or attack the cops is pretty far-fetched, to me.

I’m not talking about every situation…I’m talking about this one. And if you want people to consider all the facts/possibilities, well, there’s more to consider.

-Puppy >.< Yip!

GWAI(N,C,P) – A Pupdate

Re: FK’s Gwain (and unfortunately several others, but not the majority), I must admit that I was wrong. He isn’t (IMPO, so it’s a 6.9) the very worst, most completely and utterly worthless and dull RPer in the history of the universe. I believe the quote below will explain my mistake. All apologies.

“Mr. Hamilton: What I’m suggesting is that this place is the… the crummiest, shoddiest, worst-run hotel in the whole of Western Europe.

Major Gowen: No! No, I won’t have that! There’s a place in Eastbourne.”

Fawlty Towers, “Waldorf Salad”

-Puppy >.< Yip!

I’m Out Of The Target Audience For Football

Cuz, you know, they think every football fan is a MORON.

Evidence: A commercial during a game, which DRAMATICALLY announced that ‘Thursday Night Football’ was RETURNING. On Thursday.

Also: There’s no such thing as “intended target”. A target is a target…it’s called “intended receiver”. Morons.

-Puppy >.< Yip!

Deep Puppy Thoughts (Part 75)

The Only Actor Worse Than Nic Cage:

FK’s Gwain.

Here’s a typical example of his wit, ability, and rule-following:

“Gwain says to A lanky, violet-skinned male air genasi ‘Not the bees. not the bees’

Gwain says to A lanky, violet-skinned male air genasi ‘They’re in my eyes.'”

This is, on a “roleplay-enforced” MUD with lots of help files saying specifically NOT to act OOC, IC…to keep them separate, to stay in character…sad. But hey, that’s typical for him.

In the OOC sense, and in the dumb, unfunny, irrepressibly drab and awful sense.

If you should play the otherwise mostly pleasant and welcoming game known as Forgotten Kingdoms, and happen to run into this…ummm….player?…I think the proper response, in character, to anything he says could very well be this:

Deep Puppy Thoughts (Part 74)

Having no parents is better than having sh1tty parents.

To J.C. and L.C., as N.Y. would say it: THAT one’s for YOU…

It’s also, while admittedly NOT ideal, a whole lot better than a wide-awake rat.

And now, on a different note, three quotes:

“Two two two two? What are you doin’, playin’ trains??” – Moe Howard

“Eight two eight two? What are you doin’, eatin’ trains??” – Puppy

“Eight two eight two? Who are you bein’, Julius Caesar??” – Puppy

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Interesting To Watch Before (Or After) ‘Glory’

SPOILER: Movie Quote Below The Clip.

“Tell your men to set torches and prepare to fire the buildings.
I will not.
That is an order. You will do it or face charges for disobeying your superior officer.
It is an immoral order, and by articles of war I am not bound to obey it.
Well, you can just explain that at your court-martial…after your men are placed under my command.”

So learn some history, Shaw-haters.

Deep Puppy Thoughts (Part 70)

Ok, so if you’re attacked by a zombie and it rips one of your arms off, admittedly that’s not good. But you can do one of two things: You can be a Debby Downer and think “Oh, no…I just lost one of my arms to a zombie attack, and it didn’t even beat me to death with it”…OR, you can think positively. I mean, it’s up to YOU to decide whether your arm sockets are half empty or half full.

Shaun Of The Dead (2004)

Finally, I spotted it. Saw it a LONG time ago (when it came out), and had to re-watch it to review it.

I like the zombieness allusions to the life of the main character.

The quick cuts are well done, it’s witty, and it’s pretty funny.

I think it’s a bit overrated, but still good.

Inspirational Quote: “We’re coming to get you Barbara!”

Grade: B-

Book Seven, Chapter Two

You Tyr… glance place gesture stay gesture.
Here mind walls touch you they? images.
“Them” gaze answering one… pause MY- knowing.
Here glance they? you investigator sort disappearance.
Disappearance new tea recommended… work… smiles shrug.
Amateur amateur professional… fun- professional miss really?
Towards deliberately scatter worst- it really bloodshot.

Book Seven, Chapter One

Ultimate Prize Gone As All Crumbles Down

Shrill gone white boney glows glow then.
In back unfettered covered close smile M.?
Now- down two nothing Mynril inside! wait!
Insane! men insane! fury wall sees end…
Speak emerges see screams down later afternoon.
Quickly? doing? them? out there… it? requests?
Charcoal enters walls fingers reality silence There.