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4/22/16: It’s somewhere in ‘Land Of The Dead’, which is a very good movie.
4/22/16: Or maybe not. Another victim of this silly film.
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4/22/16: It’s somewhere in ‘Land Of The Dead’, which is a very good movie.
4/22/16: Or maybe not. Another victim of this silly film.
As another way to mention the movie ‘Lo’, I think it would make a great name for a beholder.
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4/22/16: Really…interesting.
SPOILER: Movie Quote Below The Clip.
“Tell your men to set torches and prepare to fire the buildings.
I will not.
That is an order. You will do it or face charges for disobeying your superior officer.
It is an immoral order, and by articles of war I am not bound to obey it.
Well, you can just explain that at your court-martial…after your men are placed under my command.”
So learn some history, Shaw-haters.
I believe this review of the unfortunately-ubiquitous character known to me as “Git Without An Interesting Name” sums up why Forgotten Kingdoms has fallen from 4th to 9th in a recent “Top Ten MUDs” list:
(See clip from ‘The F List – Movies’)
And the award for “Least Deserving Academy Award In The History Of The Universe Already” goes to:
Marisa Tomei for ‘My Cousin Vinny’.
Vanilla Whore did a better job in ‘Scott Of The Antarctic’.
Ok, so if you’re attacked by a zombie and it rips one of your arms off, admittedly that’s not good. But you can do one of two things: You can be a Debby Downer and think “Oh, no…I just lost one of my arms to a zombie attack, and it didn’t even beat me to death with it”…OR, you can think positively. I mean, it’s up to YOU to decide whether your arm sockets are half empty or half full.
Finally, I spotted it. Saw it a LONG time ago (when it came out), and had to re-watch it to review it.
I like the zombieness allusions to the life of the main character.
The quick cuts are well done, it’s witty, and it’s pretty funny.
I think it’s a bit overrated, but still good.
Inspirational Quote: “We’re coming to get you Barbara!”
Grade: B-
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This should get you in the spooky mood, courtesy Tim Burton’s Siamese twin:
Ruff!
10/16/16: FAIR USE: CRITICISM – Well, as far as opening titles go, I guess these are pretty dang good! Also, signature removed. (housekeeping)
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Another example of Eric Idle’s propensity for giving blood:
2:45-4:12
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Now I’ll have to go to England! Or Scotland! Or Ireland. Or France, Germany, Italy, Japan, India, Brazil, Oklahoma, SOUTH Korea, Western Africa…
I mean, come on. That guy is such a huge dork that it’s hard to take his nasty (and very real) evil-ness seriously.
-Puppy >.< Yip!
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Remake featuring a cool cameo from the star of the original.
Definitely some cheezy parts, with Donald Sutherland as the obvious acting highlight.
It’s cool to see Leonard Nimoy in something else, too.
Gets better as it goes along…although I have to say it’s not really an improvement over the original, more of an interesting slight alteration.
“The function of life is survival” – Wow, this movie was creepy enough when I thought they just turned you into an emotionless thing…but a LaVeyan??? Oh, the inhumanity.
Inspirational Scream: Wait for it…
Grade: C
A bunch of semi-famous actors talk about the lifestyle of being a non-STAR actor: the ups, the downs, the weirdness, the motivation, and so on.
It’s not exciting but it’s somewhat interesting, fairly informative, and occasionally amusing.
Inspirational Quote: “I had a job for three months…in a law firm…stapling.”
Grade: D+
7/14/18: The Great Grade Update. Grade: C-
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Whenever a little girl says goodbye to someone, they die shortly thereafter.
It’s cheezy and the acting is mediocre but the idea is fairly interesting so it may be worth a watch if the concept intrigues you.
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Oh well…someone’s gotta do it.
The choice between “perfect” fantasy and flawed (by definition) reality.
Not terribly exciting but not embarrassing.
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Finally…after watching endless clips on Youtube, tis on Netflix Streaming.
Unfortunately the bits I’ve watched endlessly are the best bits.
Basically it’s a mixture of really good scenes and hokey, overly dramatic ones. Should have been cut down to about 1:45 and Wyatt’s immortal vengeance toned down JUST a bit.
The good scenes are enough to make it worth a watch, but it’s far from a classic.
Best acting by a longshot: Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday.
Inspirational Quote: “…I don’t.”
IQ2: “…I wasn’t.”
Grade: C+
Hunted At All Corners, Now, Seek Escape
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