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Book Six, Chapter Thirteen
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North Korea Bans Tourists Over Ebola Fears
Oh No!
Now I’ll have to go to England! Or Scotland! Or Ireland. Or France, Germany, Italy, Japan, India, Brazil, Oklahoma, SOUTH Korea, Western Africa…
I mean, come on. That guy is such a huge dork that it’s hard to take his nasty (and very real) evil-ness seriously.
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Book Six, Chapter Twelve
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Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978)
Remake featuring a cool cameo from the star of the original.
Definitely some cheezy parts, with Donald Sutherland as the obvious acting highlight.
It’s cool to see Leonard Nimoy in something else, too.
Gets better as it goes along…although I have to say it’s not really an improvement over the original, more of an interesting slight alteration.
“The function of life is survival” – Wow, this movie was creepy enough when I thought they just turned you into an emotionless thing…but a LaVeyan??? Oh, the inhumanity.
Inspirational Scream: Wait for it…
Grade: C
That Guy… Who Was In That Thing (2012)
A bunch of semi-famous actors talk about the lifestyle of being a non-STAR actor: the ups, the downs, the weirdness, the motivation, and so on.
It’s not exciting but it’s somewhat interesting, fairly informative, and occasionally amusing.
Inspirational Quote: “I had a job for three months…in a law firm…stapling.”
Grade: D+
7/14/18: The Great Grade Update. Grade: C-
Book Six, Chapter Eleven
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Tales From The Darkside – Episode 49 (I Can’t Help Saying Goodbye)
Whenever a little girl says goodbye to someone, they die shortly thereafter.
It’s cheezy and the acting is mediocre but the idea is fairly interesting so it may be worth a watch if the concept intrigues you.
Book Six, Chapter Ten
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Book Six, Chapter Nine
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Deep Puppy Thoughts (Part 68)
So on my online radio station, there’s an ad (which I fully support despite the joke coming) in which people talk about giving blood to help save lives, and how important it is. And all through it I’m having this naughty tingle in the back of my head, and then at the end when the guy says very emotionally and seriously – “Save Lives…Give Blood”, I can’t help thinking “Yeah, that’s cool…but it would be so much cooler if, right after that guy’s plea, they inserted Eric Idle from the ‘Blood/Urine Bank’ sketch of MPFC saying “Alright…I’ll give you some blood.”
Book Six, Chapter Eight
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Book Six, Chapter Seven
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Book Six, Chapter Six
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Tales From The Darkside – Episode 46 (Fear Of Floating)
Really cheezy story about a sleazy floating guy. Kind of amusing, though.
Book Six, Chapter Five
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Tales From The Darkside – Episode 42 (The Last Car)
Four passengers on a weird train.
It’s not very good, but it’s tolerable; vaguely interesting at times and at least not completely stupid.
Book Six, Chapter Four
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Book Six, Chapter Three
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Tales From The Darkside – Episode 40 (The Shrine)
Oh well…someone’s gotta do it.
The choice between “perfect” fantasy and flawed (by definition) reality.
Not terribly exciting but not embarrassing.
Book Six, Chapter Two
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Tombstone (1993)
Finally…after watching endless clips on Youtube, tis on Netflix Streaming.
Unfortunately the bits I’ve watched endlessly are the best bits.
Basically it’s a mixture of really good scenes and hokey, overly dramatic ones. Should have been cut down to about 1:45 and Wyatt’s immortal vengeance toned down JUST a bit.
The good scenes are enough to make it worth a watch, but it’s far from a classic.
Best acting by a longshot: Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday.
Inspirational Quote: “…I don’t.”
IQ2: “…I wasn’t.”
Grade: C+
Book Six, Chapter One
Hunted At All Corners, Now, Seek Escape
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Book Five, Chapter Fifteen
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Book Five, Chapter Fourteen
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Advice/Site Review
I’m not going to give the name, because that would just give them publicity, BUT:
If you ever find yourself on a MUX, or MUD, or MUSH, or any other den of supposed roleplaying, and you make a character who is a good-natured and pleasant but naive virgin, and another character forces her to masturbate so hard that she bleeds profusely, and she is upset by that and complains, and you (as player, and character) are accused of behaving “neither fair nor proportional”, and a/the Imm then suggests maybe this isn’t the place for you…agree.
Book Five, Chapter Thirteen
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Rex Ryan – The Annual Promise. Sort Of.
Rex didn’t guarantee a Super Bowl win this year, BUT he did say the Jets would be:
“…far from an embarrassment when the season’s over…” (the extra r is for his name, I think).
I think he’s learned to correctly tone down.
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Book Five, Chapter Twelve
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Cabin Fever: Patient Zero (2014)
Prequel to 2002’s ‘Cabin Fever’. Sort of. In a bogusy way.
Hmmm…mmmmhmmmm…HMMM… – it stinks.
Inspirational Quote: “We have to buy books, and…pencils.”
Grade: F
Book Five, Chapter Eleven
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Book Five, Chapter Ten
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Book Five, Chapter Nine
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The Monkey’s Paw (2013)
Come on, do you need a description? What happens when someone gets a – sorry, THE – monkey’s paw? Three wishes and a lot of twist to them. Really bad bleepin twist.
New Orleans…nice setting.
A somewhat interesting take on the premise. Pretty predictable, and VERY dark, but for horror movie fans, probably worth a watch.
Personally I found it got worse as it went along, as I realized there was less and less time for it to NOT be predictable, right til the end.
If you don’t like dark horror, you’ll hate it anyways.
Inspirational Quote: “So much for ‘lover not a fighter’, huh?”
Grade: D+
Dead Within (2014)
Extremely minimalist: almost the entire movie takes place between a couple in a small cottage.
The story involves some sort of plague that turns people into infected/zombie monsters. We don’t see the cause or very much of the effect, outside of the two featured characters.
As time goes on and on, supplies become scarce, tempers become short and both undergo a gradual descent into semi-insanity; he from his constant journeys out to get food and other supplies, she from her constant and unbroken complete isolation.
Things become a bit unclear near the end, when the story and visuals could be shown through either’s eyes, one or both of whom may be seeing incorrectly.
Overall it’s somewhat interesting, especially given the limitations of the setting. But as part of me cheers the lack of generic descent into zombie action, part of me grows bored at what is basically a very long story of a failing relationship.
Grade: C-
Book Five, Chapter Eight
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Styles saw what’d it they Sun Styles.
Ride amazement pass with Styles a Styles.
Galaxy Quest (1999)
The Star Trek parallels are cool.
Basically a washed-up group of actors, beloved for a series in times past, cruises on that mutual love but finally begins to feel…well, washed-up.
Then it turns out that a REAL group of aliens wants to recruit the crew, who they believe to be real as well.
The female alien is kinda hot, and Tony Shalhoub is quite lucky.
I found it both amusing and actually somewhat moving.
Recommended to both Trek fans and Trek haters.
ON Netflix Streaming as of 10/1/14.
Grade: B
The Coed And The Zombie Stoner (2014)
I have to. It in any way involves zombie.
Really boring softcore porn/zomromcom with occasional gore.
The only saving grace is the incredible nastiness of the nasty female antagonist, especially during her early sorority-girl-insult rant.
Grade: D-
Book Five, Chapter Seven
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Book Five, Chapter Six
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Tosses thoughts books, did you pictures cover.
Invaders From Mars (1986)
The opening credits should have been MST’d. Or better yet, not made.
Cheezy, badly acted body snatchers type movie.
Horrible FX too, and it only gets worse as it moves along.
All of which goes to prove my point: Tobe Hooper sucks, and Germans love David Hasselhoff.
Grade: F
Book Five, Chapter Five
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Eight Men Out (1988)
About the 1919 Chicago “Black Sox”, some of whom got paid to lose the World Series, and the immediate fallout of that.
Last time I re-watched this I was disappointed. This time I was
somewhat pleasantly surprised. So I figure it’s somewhere in the middle.
A little too hokey, but fairly enjoyable.
On Netflix Streaming until 10/1/14.
Grade: C
Book Five, Chapter Four
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Had about, there in killed with voice,
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Dead Man Walking (1995)
An extremely powerful subject, obviously.
But while I was interested the whole way through, only near the end was I truly riveted.
I just don’t think the writing and acting were as great as they needed to be to truly realize such a film.
On Netflix Streaming until 10/1/14.
Grade: B-
Heavy Metal (1981)
Poorly animated sex and violence, with a mediocre rock score.
The story itself is about a green orb that spreads evil throughout the universe. Some of the stories are bad while others are somewhat interesting.
If you must watch, I recommend starting an hour in.
GASP…did ‘Legend of Huma’ rip off this ending?
If not, a pleasant coincidence, with a bit of Torm thrown in.
On Netflix Streaming until 10/1/14.
Grade: D+
Book Five, Chapter Three
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Book Five, Chapter Two
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Book Five, Chapter One
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Movie Re-View, 9/19/14
Updated:
The Hunt For Red October