Well made, nice lead, predictable but fairly interesting, and (surprise) a really good hook.
It (really) only is about 4 minutes, actually, why not give it a shot?
Grade: B
Well made, nice lead, predictable but fairly interesting, and (surprise) a really good hook.
It (really) only is about 4 minutes, actually, why not give it a shot?
Grade: B
2014 Audiobook version.
Interesting little tale. That’s it.
Grade: C+
8/12/23: That’s enough. Grade: B-
H.P. Lovecraft short story on YouTube, illustrations by Tanabe Gou, voice by Jaemi Samples, montage by msa_21
A version made IMPO more interesting by the “gender” being female.
The creepiness is pretty predictable, at least it was for me, but it’s an enjoyable watch with just enough suspense to keep you tuned to confirm 100 percent that it was what you thought it was.
For Lovecraft, this is light.
Grade: B-
8/12/23: For Lovecraft, this is simplistic.
But that’s more an allusion to the extreme NON-simple-ness (I like making up words to suit my purposes) of almost everything else he wrote. It’s not simplistic in a vacuum or any other piece of household machinery. You may guess the hook early on (then again you may not), but he doesn’t just take that as may be and write filler around it. There’s a lot of description and thought that goes on. So, I think it’s…good.
Grade: B
Greatest Hits (1990)
Five (no, three…maybe two?) decent singles and jack sh1t. And they didn’t write them.
The singles, that is. They wrote the jack sh1t.
(“Hazy Shade Of Winter”)
Grade: D
Hey, it’s Eilik! Temper, temper…
Cute little movie.
The “romance” is Purely sweet. I like the space-hug, and the security footage (AKA cute memories).
I think it’s over-rated, unfortunately (I was expecting more), as it’s too predictable and too often boring.
But overall…”it’s worth (seeing) if not owning.”
Grade: C+
Are you bored and lonely? Looking to watch a movie with someone but also by yourself?
This is a category on Youtube where you can do pretty much that.
The quality varies wildly of course, and you’ll have to go through a lot of different “fellow watchers” before you find a Fav.
It can be enjoyable. Just remember – it’s cool to “watch with someone” at times, and in this case you can stop any time you want, and not have to interact in any way. So it’s good for semi-loners and/or really shy and/or depressed and/or socially awkward people.
BUT…they’re not really your “friends”. So avoid unhealthy obsessions. And keep your money in your pockets.
Word that will sear itself into your brain before too long: “Content”.
– Puppy
Greatest Hits, Vol. 1 & 2 (2007)
Buying individual “albums” of hers is a waste of money.
Everything you need is here, not that there aren’t other nice/pleasant songs out there, but the appeal is so similar that it’s just not worth it.
Lots of nice, pleasant melodies sung by a really, really good and impressive voice. And the fact that she was pretty gorgeous doesn’t hurt the enjoyment.
So basically just get it started, and don’t worry about being too distracted. You’ll get a nice, pleasant feeling that won’t interfere with anything important you actually have to do. Because there’s nothing “important” here.
Once in a while a song sticks out and is a bit more enjoyable than usual, and there’s nothing embarrassing here, which is nice.
Then again, I’m so hopelessly out of date that this should be taken mainly as nostalgia.
(“Long, Long Time”, “You’re No Good”, “Hurt So Bad”)
Grade: B
I’m back. As you can tell, I’m super excited. I will of course be adding more content. If you somehow stumbled here and read this, great. Have a look around if you like. Or don’t, I don’t care. It’s really for me. A nice permanent recording. If you like what you see and want to support this website and help me add even more quality content, then…well, don’t do anything, I’m not linked up to any support sites. “But seriously, folks”, if you came here on occasion and if you left a cute little sweet little lovey-dovey comment every now and again (like now…and again), I would actually genuinely appreciate it. You may love me, you may hate me, but I hope you at least find me mildly interesting…with an idol like The Dean Of American Rock Critics, Robert Christgau, this makes a lot of sense. Except that he’s extremely interesting.
– Puppy
FAIR USE: CRITICISM – This is a troubling movie.
FAIR USE: CRITICISM – This is also a troubling movie.
FAIR USE: CRITICISM – Just, you know, if you find something in music or movies, or in life, that is positive, by all means share it as appropriate with the rest of the world. It helps to express feelings in a non-destructive manner sometimes. No-one is perfect. If you expect, be sure to give.
We all need that harmless release. Believe me, it can help. Sometimes not *shrug* but so what, “at least you tried.”
Q: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
A: “An outlier.”
Bubbles from AbFab and Hannibal Lecter share common parlance! How?
“Who can say?”
A as in at the same token
B as in ‘The Black Eagle’, the second-best movie ever made…by humans.
C as in “A dreamer of pictures, I run in the night; you see us together, chasing the moonlight…”
D as in “…doorway that I run through in the night.”
E as in Eye SEE
F as in Forklift
G as in Good-Time Charlie
H as in Hamm’s Delicatessen
I as in “I’ve got blisters on my fingers!”
J as in Japo-Scandinavian eal.
K as in 19
L as in Lion-taming hat
M as in Morbid desire to face the end of the world.
N as in “Not The Carpenters too…”
O as in “Our official response will be arriving shortly via the North Pole.”
P as in “Private Joker’s silly and he’s ignorant but he’s got guts, and guts is enough.”
Q as in T
R as in R’lyeh
S as in Snausages
T as in Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea
U as in DOS basics.
V as in Vicious gangs of “Keep Left” signs
W as in “Watch out for snakes.”
X as in Scape
Y as in “You swim like lions through the crest and bathe yourself in zebra flesh.”
Z as in Grade
“…these dreamsongs are nightmares of a world in flames, the kind you remember in all their scary inconsistency because you woke up sweating in the middle.” – Robert Christgau
With R.C., sometimes the review is more enjoyable and more fun to OCD to than the actual song/track/record/cassette/cd/mp3/beyond-my-comprehension.
In this case, I think “screaming” would be more appropriate, more image-inducing, more interesting. But he’s the best. Was, at least.
I am more and more uncomfortable with my failing relevance to things after “In my day…”
So out of touch that there’s really no point in trying to get current…impossibility takes a lot of pressure off.
So, next generation, you go out there and kick some a$$, metaphorically speaking.
(‘Wargames’ quote) “…a loner, has few friends, intelligent…”
Query: What would it be like to have John Cleese cut in then from the “Vocational Guidance Counselor” sketch’s long and insulting description of Michael Palin’s character?
It stinks.
Ah, good. It lives another month.
Grade: F
Sarah McLachlan – “Building A Mystery”
“Beautiful fcked-up man…”
“So careful, when I’m in your arms…”
Research, listen to, try to recall feeling and thoughts of how this fits, how it makes sense sometimes as a beautiful love song with teeth.
IMPORTANT: I am not suggesting anything by posting this. I just like feeling.
FAIR USE: CRITICISM – A short film on YouTube. Pure love on a tiny island surrounded on all sides by darkness and apathy and loneliness. And reality.
Plucked quote for coolness: “The course of action I’d suggest, is…a course of action I can’t suggest.”
Plucked quote for coolness Part 2: “I have seen much of the rest of the world…it is brutal, and cruel, and dark.”
Plucked quote for resonance: “…sometimes that’s good. Sometimes it’s not so good. Sometimes he hurts me and seems to like it.”
A as in A$$ Pennies
B as in BCorruption
C as in Cellar
D as in Door
E as in “The explosion was tremendous, lighting up the night like the wrath of God, and it rained fire twenty blocks away.”
F as in Fancy that
G as in The guy who brings the money
H as in Preparation
I as in “It’s A Good Life”
J as in “Just like an angel, your skin makes me cry…”
K as in Kicking and screaming
L as in Lady fingers
M as in “Mommy, I don’t wanna be in daddy’s movie anymore!”
N as in “Well, the television says that’s the right thing to do…”
O as in I’m getting pretty lazy about these.
P as in “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”
Q as in I mean, really…
R as in Returning videotapes
S as in “So careful, when I’m in your arms…”
T as in “Thank you, Centron.”
U as in ray
V as in ray
W as in well-maintained frontage
X as in Oh God not you again.
Y as in “You’re stuck here!”
Z as in Ummm…let’s go with x2 Zebra Flesh. Or whatever. Or who cares?
Favorite underdog character from ‘Saving Private Ryan’ – Mellish.
SPOILER:
Near the ending…I can’t even watch it anymore, sometimes. One of his scenes.
Even from the beginning, you can tell he’s not well-respected. And he’s very scared.
*Soldiers hit the deck near the Captain, who asks who made it*
Mellish is ignored completely even being RIGHT THERE, and then right after that, Mellish announces himself, going pretty well unnoticed.
Why did Spielberg make a Jewish character? Don’t really know. But I do know that, while being OBVIOUSLY the most scared and overwhelmed (well, except for Oppem(?) he never leaves his fellows.
Of course you like Ryan, that’s a given. Hanks is really good. LOTS of really good.
But the best that wouldn’t get a single vote is Mellish, unless you consider gum-sharing or as a third dog tag counter.
His taunting of captured Nazis is very amusing…probably the first time some of them saw a Jew and COULDN’T kill them “just cuz”.
*Captain runs off a list of men to his Sergeant for a mission, is told one of them is dead*
*Captain seems briefly and mildly annoyed at this* “Alright, Mellish then…”
You might say, he was weak…or you could say he’s a decent man trying his best to force himself forward.
Is it good or bad when something touches you so much (in some way…good, bad, angry, moved, soft thoughts) that you can’t watch it again without extreme effort?
“It HURTS….it HURTS…” – QT
Nothing to see here.
I’ve put my trust in your name (due to admittedly very good past results) a couple times, and ended up with a couple really sh1tty books.
So, that was that…besides, you’re obsolete.
“Cane’s work scares me.”
“What’s to be scared about? It’s not like it’s “real” or anything.”
“Well, it’s not real from your point of view, and right now reality shares your point of view. What scares me about Cane’s work is what would happen if reality shared his point of view.”
“Whoa whoa whoa, we’re not talking about reality here, we’re talking about fiction, it’s different.”
“A reality is just what we tell each other it is: sane and insane could easily switch places if the insane were to become the majority…you would find yourself locked in a padded cell wondering what happened to the world.”
“Well it wouldn’t happen to me.”
“It would if you realized everything you ever knew was gone…it’d be pretty lonely being the last one left.” – ITMOM
FAIR USE: CRITICISM – Part three in the “Apocalypse Trilogy”, starting with ‘The Thing’, continuing horribly with ‘Prince Of (Flatulence)’, and then, thank God’s Green Flat Earth for ‘In The Mouth Of Madness’.
Don’t play it down, play it up. Better to be too careful.
I really don’t give a fck about watching Florida, New York, and Seabiscuit trying to win.
Put everything of little or no importance on hold…keeping the necessary of course, but nothing beyond that.
Put all available resources into the problem, solve the problem (however long it takes, will be LESS than how long it would take NOW), and then slowly ease back into pre-pandemic policies. Make the necessary adjustments/repairs.
“Never Give In” (or something very similar): Worked great in WWII, worked great in ‘Galaxy Quest’, and so on.
If you can’t do anything to help (and that’s not a failing at all, given circumstances) then at least remain Neutral.
It’s kind of disgusting to have to say, but unless you’re starving please don’t go around stealing others’ food.
Don’t go around doing petty sh1t under the cover of “social distancing” or (as I JOKINGLY put it a WHILE ago) to take advantage of the chaos, the fear, all the other emotions and circumstances that abound, in order to steal a pack of Twinkies. Show a little basic fcken morality.
FAIR USE: CRITICISM – Good scene from a pretty poor movie. I used to like it, but oh well, at least it was quote-worthy.
Robotic, bad-‘Twlight Zone’-ish. It’s Canadian, so you can’t actively dislike it.
Grade: D-
Bob Solo, I never would have thunk it of you.
Grade: D-
Extremely mediocre. Just watch ‘Blair Witch’ again, if you must.
Grade: D
If you can’t get enough of mildly interesting horror/twist/dark comedy shorts, you still shouldn’t watch this.
53:45 – The beginning of the end, which reaches the level of D-.
Grade: D-
FAIR USE: CRITICISM – Brilliant how Kubrick can make one slightly-off, portentously creepy piano keystroke (not here) have the same scare value as one of the least-recommended elevators (here). Brilliant how I can come up with a blend of sources and make an incredibly minor influenced work.
I think I genuinely don’t know sometimes now, when my posts/comments are clever or just dumb and difficult to comprehend.
But, all right…I’ll give you some blood.
The Devil doesn’t do jump-scares so good.
It’s under-done and over-acted.
Grade: D
Advice: Don’t drink tea.
A as in Almost human, but I’ll never be the same…
B as in Beware of Puppy
C as in Cookbook
D as in Dogs Playing Blackjack
E as in Eyebrow tears
F as in Fobody’s Nault
G as in Grue
H as in Human beans
I as in I would have liked to have smelled Montana…
J as in Weigh Station: Lightweight
K as in Knocking blocks off
L as in Lark’s vomit
M as in MUCH better than ‘Cats’
N as in Not kneeing you in the groin is a constant struggle
O as in A vicious cycle
P as in Plenty of lip-and-tongue action
Q as in Slightly malformed O
R as in Rejected
S as in Spiny Norman
T as in Tower Of Iron Will
U as in F
V as in Vulcans never bluff
W as in Wake Up And Smile
X as in X=Con
Y as in Your words have no meaning here
Z as in These are getting harder and harder to do
ECT, ECT, ECT…
Final prep: Cool breeze for your veins
And the softly-spoken words that send you gently away from what’s to come.
“It’s in those eyes of yours, though” (‘Seven’)
It’s the look in their eyes, Oh God so rare, looking down in bed, meeting their gaze, and seeing wonder, fascination…God I miss that.
LLC
‘Snuff 2: The Resurrection’
“Someone on staff will get you your well deserved virus…”
“Yeah, I know, we have no feelings…no compassion…no empathy for our client’s suffering. Can I say something? What does that have to do with anything? In fact, the lawyer who shares his client’s pain – in my opinion – does his client such a grave disservice, he should have his license to practice law taken away. It clouds his judgement. And that’s as beneficial to his client as a doctor that recoils at the sight of blood.”
A library (an often majestic, beautiful structure with aspects of timelessness) is now, in this grand age, simply a very, very large backup drive. So since we don’t even need those books anymore (everything’s online, right?) would it really be THAT outrageous to suggest that book burnings are better than books sitting on their shelves, because hey, at least on fire they provide a little heat for homeless people.
Supersonic: A creeping riff falling off a cliff. Poor thing.
When a normal human entity rests/sleeps/slumbers, they are later fighting to regain consciousness.
When Cthulhu slumbers, he doesn’t need to worry or fear or fight anything: the natural world is fighting to keep him all curled up in soothing R’lyeh, water passing over gently so as not to disturb.
4:20 – Nice spit take. Can you dig it, man?
(Concerned colonel) “She has fainted! Get her a glass of water!”
(Fast-asleep Curly) “No, whiskey.”
FAIR USE: CRITICISM – 9.5 (The Russian Judge)
Q: What mental condition do most professional cyclists suffer from?
A: Rapid cycling
Please let’s stop with the use of the word “bitch” as an insult.
Female dogs are much better than most people.
A as in A Maid On A Night Out Winding A Grandfather’s Clock With Her Left Hand
B as in Bloody gobs
C as in Clever people, like me, who talk loudly in restaurants
D as in Don’t get cocky, kid.
E as in E. Henry…
F as in Floodlights
G as in God’s Green Flat Earth
H as in How long is it?
I as in I can’t take it anymore!
J as in Jersey Cream Psychiatry
K as in Kumbhakarna bunks with Cthulu
L as in L O S T
M as in Mummy alligator
N as in Kicking and screaming
O as in One-Time Fixation
P as in Puppy Haters Association
Q as in Curly
R as in Riding dead people
S as in Smut picture racket
T as in Thripshaw
U as in Uncaring worm
V as in Verse/Chorus/Verse/Chorus/Solo/Verse/Chorus/Solo/Bad Solo
W as in Watch out for snakes
X as in Two Muscular Guys Touching Fingers
Y as in Y.E.T.A.N.O.T.H.E.R. Pratt
Z as in Zoomies
“…soaring upwards into dream, seeking refuge in illusions of extravagant fantasy, living alone, among memories of more congenial times…”
A as in Anacanapuna…
B as in Bouncy-bouncy!
C as in Cheese knife
D as in Dogs Playing Poker
E as in Ewe
F as in You
G as in Big fence in Chicago
H as in Haikiba!
I as in SEE
J as in Ugly late night talk show host
K as in Kwah Kee Ser Pee Nee Ku
L as in Lives of quiet desperation
M as in Mooooooo…
N as in None of your Goddamn business
O as in Ommmmmmm…
P as in Plucking
Q as in Queen of France
R as in Roads Scholar
S as in Suddenly. Pineapples.
T as in Raymond Luxury Yacht
U as in Ugly late night talk show host
V as in Vat
W as in Wainscoting
X as in I hate thinking up words for X
Y as in You’re an a$$hole
Z as in Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Is this what my inspiration has come to? Oh well.
I’d rather be slumbering in R’lyeh.
“And make it a fresh bottle, I don’t want something that’s been sitting around for years.”
(scene) – 1-on-1 interview.
“Right before this interview, I used the guest bathroom and threw up repeatedly in the sink. I wasn’t sick, I just knew I’d be spending 5-10 minutes around you and wanted to get it out of the way.”
“…we oughta be alright here for a while. We have a gun, bullets…food and radio…”
Some adorable curtains, bit of paint and wallpaper, nails, clean the corpses out. It’ll be great.
When did it become a major accomplishment that someone can dunk the ball?
I mean, am I missing something? Or is it just totally absurd?
Any guy from any pickup game in the world can dunk it
It’s worth 2 points. Just the same as a layup or a floater.
It looks POWERFUL, but it’s not.
The best rebounders aren’t the best jumpers, necessarily.
Fcken sad if you ask me.
“What can your client do?”
“Well, he can dunk it and block it.”
“Ummm…and?
“That’s it. Oh, he can grab rebounds when they bounce luckily into his hands.”
If any professional sports M.B.N. says any of the following: “treasure chest”, “momentum”, “fate”, “destiny”, “drop mic”, “PERIOD”, “end of discussion”, “guarantee(d)”, know-and-still-used random sh1t logical fallacies, using-because-I-learned-it-yesterday-and-want-to-show-off logical fallacies or anything like them, or if I’m just in a bad mood, I will tear one of your arms off and beat you to death with it.
Nom nom…Hey, Pine, over here. Plenty of good meat. Look at that arm.
“Come to think of it, I feel a bit peckish myself.”
“I don’t think I’ll ever get callous to murder. Now where’s the stiff?”
“Still…no sign of land…how long is it?
That’s rather a personal question…”
I was in the middle of enjoying this cheezy classic a moderate amount, when I was disappointed to see a facsimile of the lead from ‘Invasion USA’ as one of the mains. Hard to suspend disbelief after that.
Grade: D+
‘The Room’ – At least it doesn’t have Nic Cage in it.
Impossible to fully and accurately explain.
“…fighting off one of the creatures…from the other side, right?
A representation. The things Cane writes are indescribable….
Beyond description. Right. We’re wasting our time.”