What’s Wrong With This Picture?

“Mock them, ridicule them in public.” – Richard Dawkins addressing the atheist-sponsored “Reason Rally”, on believers.

Oh yeah…really tolerant there.  I mean, that is SO different
from abusing people verbally/psychologically/emotionally for being atheist.  SO different.

Well, no.

“the only ones with true morality are us, the atheists” – Penn Jillette (he used to be famous), same rally.

Penn Jillette is one of your “top speakers”???  Wow…sad.  And since when are magicians (that is to say, ILLUSIONISTS…specialists in THAT WHICH IS NOT REAL) considered great philosophical thinkers?  He does have that Tasslehoff Burrfoot topknot going, though, so he’s kinda cute.

And let’s examine this “logical” statement…because, of course, atheists at the “Reason Rally” MUST make logical statements.  Otherwise, why would they gather together at something called the “Reason” rally, to tell untruths/half-truths/fallacies?

“the only ones with true morality are us, the atheists”

equivalent to: Only atheists have true morality

Therefore, logically: NO theist, not a single one, has true morality.

Fact:  There are BILLIONS of theists in the world.

So, Penn Jillette is saying that, out of the BILLIONS of theists in the world, it is a logical FACT that NOT A SINGLE ONE is a truly moral person.  There isn’t a SINGLE theist who believes in SOME form of afterlife/rebirth/etc…BUT who also happens to live a good, decent life purely because they BELIEVE THEY SHOULD…the two things are IMPOSSIBLE to have together, without a doubt, without exception.

Sounds like ‘The Penn Delusion’.

And yes, I UNDERSTAND what he’s saying.  He’s saying that if you only act in a moral fashion out of fear of punishment/anticipation of reward, that isn’t true morality.  But he’s suggesting that applies to EVERY theist.  Which is absurd.  Some theists, I’m sure, act morally for those reasons.  Some theists, I’m sure, act morally for those reasons AND because they believe they should, in some percentage combination depending on the individual.  And some theists, I’m sure (well…I’m 6.9 on this) act morally because they, themselves, in their own PERSONAL belief system, believe it is the right thing to do.  They just also happen to be theistic.

BTW, supposedly around 20,000 people attended.  Wow…that’s almost as many as a Sox game late in the season, when they’re out of contention.  WOOHOO!  You a-go!

-Puppy >.< Yip!

4/22/16: I think Penn Jillette might finally be leaning towards the probability of climate change being real. Since his credibility is sky-high anyways, that’s a serious gain for the CA/A movement.

Revelation: 12/18/12 – *SATIRE…SATIRE…SATIRE*

I managed to get by the condom ads, and here’s a couple of excerpts from a Staks Rosch article:

“the real reason why shootings like this happen more in schools today is because we forced “Under God” in our Pledge of Allegiance.” – Staks Rosch

Wow.  There are two reasons “shootings like this happen”:
1) Inadequate treatment (and access to treatment) for mental illness
2) Easy access to guns

“In 1954, the Pledge of Allegiance was changed to include the phrase, “Under God.” Prior to that there are no known accounts of school shootings.” – Staks Rosch

Wow.  Also in 1954, Fats Domino released the single “You Done Me Wrong”.  Prior to that…etc, etc, etc…BLAME IT ON FATS!

You sound like the fanatical religious ultra-conservative MST3K-worthy lunatics of the 50’s that claimed “this new rock music” was making young people violent.

I think Staks got whacked. 

In the head, with a blunt object, repeatedly, causing massive internal damage.

In case of possible tizzy: Remember Staks, I asked if I could quote you on THAT…that capitalized to indicate that when I asked it, I was referring to your comment ABOVE the article…a comment I did not quote, and am still not quoting.  As far as your article is concerned, I’m quoting it directly and am not altering it in any way…it’s called “critical analysis and mockery using humor as a means of provoking or preventing change”…AKA “Satire”.

-Puppy >.< Yip!

4/22/16: Just to state the bleedin’ obvious (I mean, come on…): “Correlation does not equal Causation.”

The Puppy Reference Guide

Propaganda (n): Intellectual Fascism

Redundancy (n): This definition for most people

Rat, sleeping (n): While admittedly NOT ideal, a whole lot better than a wide-awake rat.

Dissidenti Seer (n): A great idea for a Magic card.

Ahman Fyre (Proper Name): A wistful true romantic.

NOMAD (Proper Name): A highly sophisticated computer from ‘Star Trek’.

PC Crusading Atheist NOMAD (n): Slight alteration on NOMAD (See ‘NOMAD (Proper Name)’)
Example: “I am NOMAD I am perfect everything which is imperfect must be sterilized…ERR educated.”

Mensa (n): Table.
Alternate definition: MENSA(Acronym)= Membership Entails Nonstop Snarky Arrogance

Illusionist (n): One who deceives others for a living.

Fate (n) 1: A hypothetical concept of questionable validity.
2: A combination of chaos and those things that are made to
happen by people who do not believe in Fate while those that
believe in Fate bemoan its cruelty.

Atheist, Crusading (n): One who insists on “informing” others of their “delusions” despite the fact that 1) With every single moment that goes by, we know more than we did the previous moment 2) We use or even fully understand a mere fraction of our own intellectual capability (“The Brain”) and 3) *Insert your own barbed witticism here, I have too many to decide on just one*, we can somehow scientifically/intellectually disprove or even SLIGHTLY discredit the idea of a Higher Power (Higher Power in this case refers to ANY possible existence of any form of deity or higher level of existence or higher plane of existence or anything else in any way beyond our understanding and not completely scientifically “proveable”)…AND who must therefore force everyone to “see” the “truth”, even in such instances when said individual is a good, decent person living a good, decent life who simply finds comfort in their faith and is not IN ANY WAY infringing upon anyone else’s rights and when the only possible result if said “truth” is “seen” is that said good, decent person becomes really depressed. BUT “enlightened”!

I mean, the end of ‘Men In Black’ and ‘MIB II’ are each far more
profound than every treatise on disbelief ever written.

Think of an ant farm. Or a hamster cage, complete with wheel. Or a fish tank.

Now…to each of these creatures, THIS is their “world”. If you
sat down and tried to politely explain to an ant that it is just
one TINY little creature on a much much bigger world, it would not understand. It’s not the ant’s fault, it simply lacks the capability
of understanding the level of thought possessed by Humans, which
allows us to realize that for everything we know and for everything
we THINK we know, there is SO much more we don’t have the
SLIGHTEST idea about. We understand our own limitations. To a
limited extent, and excepting the truly arrogant.

4/22/16: Silly me. The “fully understanding a mere fraction” part, I’ve since discovered (education!) is not accurate. The popular “Human beings use only 10 percent (or whatever) of their brain” doesn’t mean 10 percent TOTAL, it means that, at any given time, only 10 percent of the brain is being actively “used”…depending on what you’re doing.

5/25/16: “Gee, the lack of humility before nature that’s being displayed here, uh… staggers me. ” – Ian Malcolm

Stalked By Raspberries – FIN

I tried reading the article…but the persistent condom ads made it difficult to focus on, and so I settled for a satirical commentary on the title of the article…that is, a public article in a public forum reposted in another public forum for public viewing, said title NOT “quoting” you in any way, since it’s the title of the article, not a quote that I commented on…per your implied request, since I did not include a link to the article. 

Phew…my brain hurts.

-Puppy >.< Yip!

The Passionfruit!

“…I never cited a fox news article…” – Staks Rosch

My reply is another quote: “…The only source in this article is Fox News…” – Staks Rosch

“I got Huckabee’s quote from Huckabee’s show on Fox News. That’s the only source cited.”

So, the one and only source cited, that was cited, was Fox News.

“…you asked me if you could quote me. I said YES as long as you linked to my article so people would understand the context…”

I asked if I could quote you.  You put a condition on it that I was unwilling to make, since I was asking to quote YOU, not the article.  Therefore, since I was unwilling to fulfill your condition, I did NOT quote you.  I quoted the title of a news article, originally published in a PUBLIC forum, and then reposted in another PUBLIC forum.  The title of a public news article is not “yours”, it does not “belong” to you.

“…You told your readers that the name was withheld by request. I never requested that!…”

What name are you referring to?  If you’re referring to the name of the person I did NOT quote, then I’d be happy to rectify the problem by explaining to everyone that you are the person I did NOT quote…let me know.  And if YOU want to TELL people “I am the “withheld” name” that WASN’T quoted, feel free…but that’s YOUR choice, not mine.

-Puppy >.< Yip!

Self Defense Against Fruit (SATIRE…SATIRE…SATIRE)

Quite frankly, I get more hits than AtP does at this point, so I wanna make sure I’m not sending people to a “source” whose executive editor was quoted as saying they have a “less-strict standard for accuracy…” and which has been accused of plagiarism.

*Note: “source” referred to “www.examiner.com”, QUOTED DIRECTLY as follows: “Matt Smith of the San Francisco Weekly noted that numerous articles and photos by Sharon Gray were from other sources, including the Sacramento Bee, and constituted apparent plagiarism.” – Wikipedia, “examiner.com”*

“Plagiarism is a serious charge If you are going to accuse me of it, you better present evidence!”

Plagiarism IS a serious charge.  But it was in fact someone else that accused someone else who is on examinerDOTcom of plagiarism, according to and as quoted above from Wikipedia, which I quoted directly.  Therefore your statement is completely irrelevant, since I at no time accused you of plagiarism, and therefore don’t need to be told to present evidence for a charge which I never, in fact, made.

“I’m not responsible for anything else on Examiner” *Note: indicates, to me, recognition of my meaning of “source” to be “www.examiner.com”, referenced above.*

www.examinerDOTcom, which is the “source” I was referring to, as made clear above, and which you SEEM to recognize by this statement yourself, since you in fact state its name.

“You asked if you could quote me and then told me to f@ck off because I plagiarize and you only quote accurate sources or some such nonsense.” – Staks Rosch (F word edited by me)

Let me address that in parts…

“You asked if you could quote me” – Yes, I did.

“…and then told me to f@ck off” – I never swore at you.  That is therefore a false statement.

“…because I plagiarize…” I never said that…when did I say you, Staks Rosch, plagiarized?  Please, show me.  Another false statement.

“…and you only quote accurate sources or some such nonsense.” I endeavor to be accurate, that’s true.  But I fail to see how that relates to the false statements you made, indicated above.

Stating, as FACT, that I said YOU plagiarize, is a VERY serious charge, Staks Rosch.

“you did accuse me of plagiarism.” – Staks Rosch

Repeating a false and potentially libelous accusation does not have any effect on the falseness of the accusation.

-Puppy >.< Yip!

File Under The “You Can’t Make This Sh1t Up” Category

Article crusaded by an Atheist (name withheld by request) who cited, as the ONLY SOURCE for the article, Fox News.

You know, the ultra-conservative bastion of Fauxness.

Title: “School Shootings Caused By ‘Under God’ In Pledge”

Now, if you don’t see why that’s hilarious in a horrendously tasteless but yet pricelessly stupid sort of way, I can’t explain it to you.

-Puppy >.< Yip!

8/3/16: No kid gives a FCK about the Pledge Of Allegiance. Not one. Most say it, some mumble it, some make up their own, some just move their lips and pretend, some (well, one, from junior high) say INCREDIBLY tasteless things instead of it and get sent to the principal and then get hailed (inside joke) as heroes by everyone else for their cojones…

But NOONE shoots anyone because of it. I was a kid. I KNOW this. Unless kids have gotten really fcken uptight and stupid recently. So…get your head out of your a$$.

Interesting Formulas!

Richard Dawkins has claimed he is a “6.9” on the scale of belief vs. disbelief.

I have two questions regarding this…

1) Why would he spend so much time coming up with a “scale” on something he obviously feels isn’t worth discussing because it’s so obvious what the uber-probable truth is?

And, more importantly:

2) Why 1-7?  I mean, when most people do a “on a scale of…” thing, it’s usually 1-5, or 1-10, or 1-100…couldn’t he have inserted a few more to make it more, you know, normal?  Unless he meant it as a joke, since 7 is widely considered a sacred number in many religions.  I don’t think he DID, but if so, hey…kinda funny.  Not like “haha!” funny, but sort of “tiny wry smile…hey not bad!” sort of funny.

It’s sort of John McLaughlin-from-SNL-esque (See ‘Saturday Night Live – The Best Of Dana Carvey’, “The McLaughlin Group” sketch)…

“Wrong!  On a scale of 1 to 14, 1 being lowest degree of likelihood, 14 being absolute metaphysical certitude…”

Wrong! The actual degree of likelihood is 6.5.”

*SATIRE…SATIRE…SATIRE*

-Puppy >.< Yip!

Translation/Comparison

“We just want to encourage people to think for themselves.” – common Antitheist refrain

Translation: “We want the entire world to adopt Atheism as the only logical belief system, and (since the very definition of “antitheist” is opposition to any and all religion) therefore we want a unified world mandated (non)-belief system of Atheism.  However, we can’t come out and SAY that for reasons of public perception.  It’s a propaganda thing.”

Similar example:

“I want Germany to simply be free from oppression and interference by foreign powers and free to grow as a nation, just like any other.”

Translation: “I want to RULE THE WORLD!”

*SATIRE…SATIRE…SATIRE*

-Puppy >.< Yip!

“Hark The Herald Angels Sing” – Antitheist Version (By Puppy)

Hark the fictional creatures invented by man sing,

“Glory to the newborn male child who is NOT the son of God so stop kidding yourselves!

Peace on earth and mercy mild,

Barely possible only on a strong 6 with 7 equaling impossible degree of likelihood “being” and pointless outdated term that is meaningless because there’s no such thing re-con-ciled”

Joyful, all ye nations rise,

Join the triumph of the skies although that doesn’t make sense because the sky is merely sky

With the meaningless adjective because of almost certain non-existence of factual existence of noun proclaim:

“Christ is born in Bethlehem, although we remind you he was just a man and actually his very existence is open for debate but that’s another story and this verse is getting too long”

Hark! the fictional creatures invented by man sing,

“Glory to the newborn male child who is NOT the son of God so stop kidding yourselves!”

And so on, and so on…

Just For The Record

“Westboro Baptist Church says it will picket vigil for Connecticut school shooting victims” – Internet Article Headline

What a bunch of hateful, nasty, horrible, small-minded, non-Christian pieces of human garbage.

Yeah…you can quote me on that.

And NO, when I say “non-Christian” I am NOT suggesting anything against REAL non-Christians…I’m suggesting that they have NO IDEA what Christianity is really about and are NOT “examples” of disciples of Jesus Christ, whether you believe he was the son of God or not, whether you believe in God or not.

This, along with previous posts showing callous and completely insensitive atheists, just goes to prove my belief:

It’s the morality, not the religion (or lack thereof).

I think what’s difficult for most Antitheists to grasp about me is that it’s not as easy to dismiss me as certain others.  Because, as an Agnostic, the “don’t push your God on us” argument is invalid.  I don’t HAVE a God.  I’m Agnostic.  I’m just not an arrogant snot-nosed pseudo-intellectual, that’s all.

Also, since I’m none of the following, I can’t be denigrated on that basis:
Racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-semitic, fascist, ultra-conservative…

And while I’m not the most intelligent person in the world, I think I’m at least moderately smart.

So, to borrow a Richard Dawkins expression, since I’m more difficult to dismiss with practiced propaganda for a designated group, I tend to turn haughty snobs into “intellectual cowards” (I know, he was referring to Agnostics…that’s why it’s so FUNNY that I used it!!!) who, while VERY comfortable posting in the company of thousands of their own, are seemingly afraid of a one-on-one discussion…since NONE of them has attempted to post here. 

And come on…I get more hits than AtP does at this point.  Really…I do.

I mean, it’s not like they TRY to post and I censor them…obviously, a one-on-one conversation is a bit scary.  Look up “bully” on wiktionary, and apply it to the intellectual instead of the physical.

BTW, I wrote this in about 4 minutes…cuz it’s how I really feel, so I don’t have to edit it for propagandic “effectiveness” purposes.  HA!  I’m a funny guy!!!

-Puppy >.< Yip!

Ummm…Wait…I Was Wrong – SNL Tribute Protests!

“If any of the fallen were from a non-Christian background, I don’t think it was appropriate to honor them with Silent Night”

Wow…maybe SNL should have called up the mothers and fathers of the murdered children to check on their religious backgrounds before deciding on their choice of song???!!!

Now I know what the “Insane Left” version of the “Insane Right” is.

“‘Imagine’ would have work as well, but religious zealots seem to believe only as long as god(s) are CONSTANTLY confirmed and validated by OTHERS; in song, in print, by public display, in classrooms, courthouses, etc. etc.”

So you’re saying that Saturday Night Live is controlled by religious zealots?  Wow.

“It’s a nice gesture by SNL, but what in the world does praising jesus have to do with what happened in CT? Sorry, folks, but somebody needs to voice some reason here. The choice of Silent Night was a wholly inappropriate one.”

So the Leftists that criticize the PC Right are now becoming PC?  Wow.

“A sweet notion, but why does a song about Jesus make sense as a tribute?”

You don’t understand…and you never will. :)

Also, some guy said “straw man”…these A’s just LOVE Wikipedia’s “logical fallacies” page!

-Puppy >.< Yip!

Freedom Of Speech – Just Watch What You Say

“Dear God, Protect our President and the people of Ct. Mend the
parents broken hearts, give them peace and the strength to go on.
Keep all the citizens in your loving arms. In this I ask in your
son Jesus name.” – Huffpost comment

“Wow, how silly of you.” – Huffpost comment response.

Ah…another warm, loving antitheist.

Neither rain nor sleet nor horrific tragedy shall keep them from their appointed rounds. I was surprised there wasn’t an anti-SNL protest for choosing the song “Silent Night”. I guess 20 dead children is enough to warrant a one-day reprieve, if only for purposes of public perception of propaganda. Then again, I’m demonstrably daft given prior perusal of posts. -Puppy >.< Yip!

In The A-Spirit Of The A-Season…

To those that suggest a world without religion would promote
greater free thought and world peace, a few examples of famous
Atheists/Antitheists in (relatively recent) history and what
they “accomplished”.

Mao Zedong (Mao Tse-Tung):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_zedong

Vladimir Ilyich Lenin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenin

Joseph Stalin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_stalin

Saloth Sar (Pol Pot)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pol_Pot

Benito Mussolini
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benito_mussolini

Slobodan Milosevic
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slobodan_Milo%C5%A1evi%C4%87

Nicolae Ceausescu
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolae_ceau%C8%99escu

Jacques Hebert
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_H%C3%A9bert

Tomas Garrido Canabal (Founder of the “Red Shirts”)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom%C3%A1s_Garrido_Canabal

Enver Hoxha
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enver_Hoxha

Moral: It’s not the religion, it’s the morality.  Peace.

-Puppy >.< Yip!

Better, Better…But WAHHHH!!!!

Well, Crusading Atheist propaganda is certainly sharpening and becoming (while not more intelligent) certainly more effective (Which, as famous propagandists historically concur, is the only necessary thing).

2011: “37 Million Americans know MYTHS when they see them… What myths do you see?” (Pictures of Jesus, Santa, Poseidon, and the Devil) – American Atheists

2012: “Keep the Merry! Dump the Myth!” (Picture of Santa for “Merry”, picture of Jesus for “Myth”) – American Atheists

KIDS SKIP THE NEXT PARAGRAPH!!!!!!!

Now set aside the obvious contradiction in these two billboards by the SAME ORGANIZATION (One says Santa is a myth, the other implies quite obviously that, since you can’t “keep” AND “dump” the same thing, ONE of the pictures logically is NOT a myth…and since “myth” is next to Jesus, Santa is therefore, according to American Atheists, NOT a myth).

Thank you.

They must have had a meeting after 2011 and someone said “You know…putting Santa on that billboard was a mistake.  It made people think we’re just a bunch of arrogant little jerks who don’t care how many children who see it cry profusely as long as we make our point.”

So, to give credit where credit is due, they learned from their mistake and refocused their propaganda so that they could avoid crying children AND ALSO, at the same time, make those kids ask their parents “Why is Jesus up there with Santa, and what is a “myth”?”, thereby pushing their propaganda into people’s heads while they’re YOUNG, which, as ANY propagandist will tell you, is the BEST time to do it.  (e.g. Hitler Youth).

Maybe they’ve been watching ‘The Goebbels Experiment’, but whatever the cause, they’ve figured out the following, as quoted from Adolf Hitler: 

“The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly – it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over.”

Can’t wait for next season, maybe they’ll put out a film. ‘Triumph Of The Reason’?

-Puppy >.< Yip!

Thoughts While Watching The Patriots (Week Fourteen)

“It really (ticked) me off.  It was disrespectful to us to run the same play over and over and be successful,” – Miami Dolphins defensive tackle Tony McDaniel

Hmmm…after careful consideration, let me respond thusly…

YOU’RE A MORON.

It wasn’t disrespectful to try to run out the clock while also scoring…it was intelligent.

I think the word you’re looking for is “embarrassing”, to describe your complete inability to stop them even when you KNEW they were going to “RUN THE SAME PLAY OVER AND OVER”.

-Puppy >.< Yip!

UPDATE: Tom Brady disrespects the Texans by completing a pass, and Aaron Hernandez TOTALLY disrespects the effort by a Texan to recover a fumble by recovering it instead.

Anton LaVey vs. Yamamoto Tsunetomo – Jarmuschian Rip/Riff by Puppy

I mean, come on, it’s not even a fair fight…but here goes:

“Self-preservation is the highest law.” – Anton LaVey

Now moving on to the higher primates…

“He felt that a resolution to die gives rise to a higher state of life, infused with beauty and grace beyond the reach of those concerned with self-preservation” – Wikipedian analysis of Yamamoto Tsunetomo

Analysis: Unless you’re convinced that you, YOURSELF, are the very essence of all that is good and wonderful about Humanity, and therefore you MUST survive to pass on your incredibly vital genes that noone else could possibly hope to possess…the fact is, there are (always have been, and always will be…either sadly or fortunately) PLENTY of people for whom self-preservation is the 1st, 2nd, 3rd…25th priority.  So don’t worry…Humanity is safe.  How can any thinking person with any semblance of consciousness not UNDERSTAND this?

“Self-preservation is the opiate of the masses.” – Puppy

Why Fascism Has Historically Favored Atheism – Bleedin’ Obvious Observation By Puppy

It’s easier to get people to do what you tell them to do when they’re convinced the leader of the state is the supreme, ultimate authority on everything.  That being no longer possible through “God-King” myths, it is done via propaganda often to create a “Cult of Personality”.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult_of_personality

Revisionist History – Satire By Puppy

In the spirit of the Holidays, let’s take a “what if?” look back…the year, 1897:

Title: Is There A Santa Claus?

“Dear Editor: I am 8 years old.
Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus.
Papa says “If you see it in THE SUN it’s so.”
Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus?”

“Crusading Atheist Editor:
What are you, stupid?  I mean…GROW UP!  LIES!  ALL LIES!  Thanks for writing.”

Deep Puppy Thoughts (Part 19)

There should be a “Crusading Atheist/Antitheist Cable Network”.

They can take all the great Holiday classics we know and love and edit them for “truth-telling” purposes.

THINK OF IT!

The ending of ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’:

“Hark the herald fictional creatures made up by humankind for their own comfort sing, glory to the new-born human being who was not in fact the son of God so don’t kid yourself…”

-Puppy >.< Yip!

The Latest Great Atheist Achievement

I read an article where an atheist individual with (I believe) sponsorship and/or support from an atheist group spent the time and energy that could have been used on hundreds of “Pro-Humanity” causes to instead put up a billboard next to a nativity scene in which they (Kids, please stop reading here) outed Santa Claus as a fraud.  Oh, and objected to religion.

Now, my major complaint here is…since anyone with ANY degree of intelligence knows that an atheist billboard isn’t going to convert a “believer” any more than seeing a nativity scene is going to convert a “disbeliever” or “non-believer”, and that BOTH are free expressions under the First Amendment of the United States (You know…freedom of speech/religion-nonreligion and all that):

Why do you want to make little children cry?

I mean…imagine the scene, parents taking their kids to see Santa, they’re all excited and happy to say what they want for Christmas…they’re not thinking about the existence or non-existence of God, they’re not being “brainwashed” (Unless you think Santa Claus must be exposed as a fraud on SHEER PRINCIPLE), they’re not doing anything except BEING HAPPY…and then the parents have to console them and explain that the billboard is wrong so they’ll stop crying.

Ummm…can you say “childhood trauma”? 

Is there a crusading atheist actually there to back up the billboard, too? “Don’t listen to them, kids!!  Santa is a FRAUD!!!”

Or, to put it simpler: “Tellarites do not argue for a reason, they simply argue.” – Sarek

Thoughts While Watching The Patriots (Week Ten)

I’m a big Pats fan, but…I’m also not blinded by my fandom.  So I must say…

Exactly why are the referees making up penalties to keep Pats drives alive?  I mean…it’s not “borderline”…it’s “blatantly obvious”.

And it’s not like we need the help…I mean, we’re not the Jets or anything.  Oh!

-Puppy >.< Yip!

EXCITING new film idea – By Puppy

By now we’ve all seen (or at least heard of and declined to see) ‘Saw’.

Like ‘Night of the Living Dead’, but with much less cause, it’s spawned numerous copycats. 

I say “much less cause” because it’s not as good as ‘Night’.  Or ‘Dawn’.  Or ‘Day’.  Or ‘Shaun’. Or ‘Fido’.  Or even ‘Zombie Girl’.  Maybe ‘Xombie’…but that’s too close to call.

So we get all these God-awful remakes: X people are trapped in X location for X period of time to see what happens when X by a psychotic X.

Luckily, since I dismissed the original framework pretty easily, there’s not terribly much reason to bother with most of these.  So it does at least grant me the favor that Romero does NOT…there MIGHT be another good zombieish flick out there, and so I watch them.

Here’s an idea…how about they pull the old switcheroo?  Instead of X psychotic X kidnapping X people and blah blah blah…how about a movie where X people kidnap X psychotic X and force them to live in conditions of extreme luxury and happiness until they X?  Where the last X = do something nice, smile, say “awwwwww…”, “Like” a LOLcat…and so forth.  You get the general idea.

Feel free to steal this idea if you want.  But see ‘He Said I Could’ first.

-Puppy >.< Yip!

The Battle Cry Of The Fervent Anti-Theist

“All your religion are belong to us!”

Most of these radical types are in the same vein as the pre-prison Derek Vinyards of the world:  They’re angry (at something they don’t quite understand, or that they can’t do anything about), and so they group together en masse for a good old fashioned mob-mentality Two-Minutes Hate.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_Minutes_Hate

-Puppy >.< Yip!

Politics In America Today – Editorial By Puppy

It’s obvious to anyone that isn’t blinded by their own convictions or the convictions they have promised to follow even if proven shaky and/or untrue simply to maintain party unity that a major reason the Republican Party seems so fractured, out-of-touch, and just plain ignorant and/or self-blinded to reality is the following:

“Freedom of Religion” means exactly that: Freedom to choose what religion, if any, you believe in and to practice your faith in the context of your life without infringing on anyone else’s same right.

It does NOT mean merging Religion with Politics and using as your only basis for support “It’s what I believe as a *Insert Faith Here*.”

The days of that argument holding any water at all began to decline quite a while ago.  It wasn’t a sudden dropoff, but like the 50’s propaganda films that seemed well-intentioned but slightly out of touch then and completely absurd and laughable now, there is a similar trajectory.

The fact that Americans are progressively, by generation, less and less likely to be indoctrinated in any particular Faith will eventually lead to two things:

1) Belief will become a more personal, meaningful, and DEEPER thing, since it will be increasingly chosen by individuals through the process of self-exploration and exploration of perspectives, one’s own and those of others, and not slapped on them by their parents or community.

2) The number of people that can be accurately described by Albert Einstein as “Crusading Atheists” will dwindle to a small, angry minority just as offensive and abhorrent as in-your-face “Crusaders” for any form of belief.  There being no more “cause” to be angry about, the remnants will simply be angry “about” something else…for some people aren’t angry for reasons, they simply pick a reason to affix their anger to.

P.S.: The “banning” of any religion or form of spirituality is not only WRONG by definition (banning beliefs?  Read ‘1984’)…also, it can’t be done.  Beliefs can NEVER be destroyed.  Ideas can NEVER be “done away with”.  It’s been tried…doesn’t work.  So apart from being immoral, it’s also completely illogical, impractical, and a complete and utter waste of time. 

Instead of protesting religion “telling people how to think” by “telling people how to think” (Does anyone else see the Republican Math here?), how about this…everyone leaves everyone else alone to decide, on their own, with their own minds and without propaganda from either side, without any form of coercion at all…”What do I believe?”.

THAT would be a monumental step forward in the “evolution” of humanity, and it would be achieved through ACTIVE ENCOURAGEMENT OF FREEDOM, rather than FORBIDDANCE OF FREEDOM.  Now…what’s wrong with that?  Peace.

-Puppy >.< Yip!

Perennial Halloween Wishes

For those of you that celebrate All Hallows’ Eve/Samhain in a religious sense, happy Holiday.

For those of you that celebrate Halloween in a party/dressup/trick-or-treat/scary movies sense, have a good time.

For those few that (having reached adulthood, especially) still affix any ‘Crow’-ish notions and/or actions to this evening, I suggest watching the following and then laughing at yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPLWbTh9_Nk

10/16/16: FAIR USE: CRITICISM – One of the best bits in the history of TKITH. Further installments available, sequels not as good as original.

Today’s Contestant – Puppy Specialty Subject – The Bleedin’ Obvious

Sorry to break some hearts, but…

There will ALWAYS be atheists.

There will ALWAYS be theists.

Those, ladies and gentlemen, are the facts.

The world will reach the next stage of “evolution” when BOTH sides have shed their fanatics.

-Puppy >.< Yip!

All The Attention The “Existence/Non-Existence” Argument Deserves

Better than a chat with your typical anti-theist.  And at least something gets decided.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfRkcJ0BLS0

-Puppy/Python

10/28/16: FAIR USE: CRITICISM – See text above, and…it’s a really funny Python bit, worth watching.

Faster, Puppycat! Mock, Mock!!

‘First – What is an atheist agenda (and why capitalize atheism)?’

Because that’s proper English usage.

‘If you think that atheism means something other the disbelief in deities’

Ummm…no offense, but…”than” disbelief.  Actually…I take back the “no offense” part.  I say that in an a-offense way.

‘and/or evidence for such you need to reconsider your definitions rather than create strawmen to knock down.’

I’m not a rich man, I’m not a handsome man, I’m not a smart man, I’m not an educated man, I’m not a well-dressed man, I’m not a tall man, I’m not a straw man, I’m not a milk man, I’m not a gingerbread man…

‘Second – Atheism ‘purports’ nothing of the sort, another strawman.’

Hey…why did you capitalize “atheism”?  (See Above)

‘Third – If you want to assign particular beliefs to groups that hold them while also not believing in gods feel free to do so.’

Fifth…

‘Atheism in itself have no more opinion on homosexuality than on ice cream flavors.’

I HATE to be nitpicky, but…”has”.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

10/24/12: JUST TO CLARIFY…AGAIN…I am NOT poking fun at this person BECAUSE of their use of language.  As was made clear to me by comments he made regarding my “ganglion”, which I sorta know the definition of but not precisely, his position was this…although he’d never come out and SAY it: “You’re an idiot, I’m really really smart.  Therefore, you are inferior and I can mock you and if you don’t understand, that’s your own fault for being an idiot.  BUT…if you make fun of my incorrect English usage, you’re being mean…” 
Even though ignorance of proper English usage is EXACTLY THE SAME as ignorance of the exact meaning of “ganglion”. 
Point: Intelligence does not grant license to be a jerk.  Noone is “better” because they’re smarter…contrary to what supra-intellectual elitists might WANT you to believe, there are plenty of perfectly reasonable, sensible, intelligent people that are NOT inherently inferior because of their lower IQ’s.  It’s about morality, not MENSA scores.
Or, to quote John Cleese regarding outrage felt by my mocking of ignorance, after I was…mocked…for…ignorance (???!!!): “Do I detect the smell of burning martyr?”

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