“you seem upset…”
Hey, drop the ‘Analyze This’ attempt, Das…you’re not very good at it, and you don’t believe in mental health treatment anyway, remember? That’s why you’re a ticking time But.
WTF do you need good, enduring, toughest-quality tactical gear for??? If it’s just a prop, why does it have to be enduring/toughest-quality? And if it’s NOT a prop…what are you gonna do with tactical gear, Das? That sounds like something potentially dangerous.
“No heterosexual man in his right man”
Now that’s GOTTA be a Freudian slip. Boom Chikka WAH-WAH!!!
Actually, I think (although it took him MANY hours to, errr…”compose” this) that his angsty I-wanna-yell-but-I’m-a-coward-so-I’ll-yell-at-small-animals fury is leaking out into word formation errors. Cuz he CAN spell. REALLY! The guy’s a very good speller, when he’s (relatively) calm and rational. He calls women b1tches A LOT when he’s calm and rational (including rating the women he’s had sex with in GRAPHIC DETAIL in a public forum), but he DOES spell well while doing it.
LADIES…he’s available!
“would…troll another grown a$$ man.”
Let me respond in four ways.
1) Here is a quote from you, Das But: “”I already trolled you into blocking me.”
2) And another: “…I trolled your a$$…”
2.5) Are you in your right man? If so, what about the one that’s left?
3) I had you pegged as a breast man. But it’s cool if you’re an a$$ man. Just remember Das: if you’re in a threesome with another guy and a woman, and the woman leaves, and you keep going, that DOESN’T make you homosexual.
“like a child”
No, according to things you’ve written Das, that’s apparently what you think all women are like once you get them naked.
“Your observations contain an obvious sense of bias”
Hey, you’re the one that posted the anti-black people video on youtube.
“as though you were storing up your attempted insults for a sort of punch line…”
I’m a funny guy! You know, I’m funny…like, I’m a clown. I’m here to amuse you!
BTW Das…I think your bits would do better if you added a few punch lines. You know, in between the constant Stephen-Wright-voiced swearing.
“Truth is, I have very few friends around here”
Have you tried NOT calling women b1tches and NOT pulling an “excuse me while I whip this out” at feminist rallies? That might help. Just a thought. Oh wait! I’ve always wanted to do this…
So Das But is walking down the beach…
he stumbles over something in the sand.
He turns around and looks down, and he sees a lamp.
He takes the lamp out of the sand, and he rubs the lamp.
A genie pops out of the lamp.
The genie says “Oh thank you so much for releasing me from my imprisonment. In exchange for that, I will grant you ANY one wish that you have. Just name it.”
So Das says “Alright…I want you to make lasting peace in the Middle East.”
The genie shakes his head sadly and says “I am sorry, even with my CONSIDERABLE powers, I cannot do that. Please, make another wish.”
So Das says “Can you get me some friends who know how I feel about women and black people and homosexuals and STILL like me without just laughing behind my back every chance they get?”
And the genie says “Ummm, let me have another look at that Middle East thing.”
“and the friends I have do not know about the work I do.”
You mean your exciting restaurant job where you’ve gotten drunk and climbed on tables and counters during work hours? Or the baby rape drawings? Or the nasty zine you try to foist off on people? Well…they do now. I mean…potentially. I get lots of DBPH, after all.
By the way Das, I meant to ask you this before…I’m not saying you’re homosexual, but if you WERE, what sort of person would you most want to receive anal sex from?
“a bunch of fat f#cking neckbeard, unemployed geek losers approaching middle age”
I see. And what is it about them, that makes you want to receive their anal sex?
“they are smarter…more mentally sophisticated than myself.”
I see. Thank you. What do you think of my little satire bits on you?
“hilarious.”
Really? Thanks. And who generally tends to knee you in the groin constantly?
“Normal people,”
Really? Who else?
“many others…when finding something uninteresting”
So it’s sort of just a bored lazy habit thing? How do you react?
“usually don’t even pay attention to it.”
Not at all? Then what do they do?
“become persistent about it,”
And how do you feel once you’ve taken about 6 hours worth of knees to the groin?
“it is…hilarious”
By the way Das, do you mind me using all these little quotes from you in my bit, so maybe you can get some lip and tongue action?
“there is no such thing as bad publicity”
Great. And who DON’T you respect in any way?
“b1tches”
I see. And what is the best word to describe every piece of art/writing you’ve ever done?
“hype”
And you’re sure you don’t mind those knees? How about painful rectal itch? How do you feel about that, don’t you hate it?
“actually enjoy it.”
And how many times have you had sex with a woman and not had her laugh afterwards?
“one time”
Well, you’ve gotta start somewhere.
“this is common sense”
That’s the spirit! And what do you hope to achieve in about 15 years?
“maturity”
When was the last time someone didn’t spit in your food before they gave it to you?
“years ago”
I see.
“As for me, I am a real man,”
Yeah, you’re not one of those (your quotes) “faggot” “loser” men that gets tattoos.
“who works a real job,”
And gets STINKING DRUNK at it! HERE HERE!
“are you jealous?”
I don’t know, do you think I’m jealous?
“I think so…”
Why?
“because”
because why?
“why else would you try and forbid my friend Sandy from being my friend.”
First, I never tried to forbid Sandy from being your friend. I’m not gonna das Sandy, I have nothing against her at all…but suffice it to say that, when we talked about you…I made my preliminary conclusion that you seemed like sort of a snivelling little rat-faced git.
Second, since we’ve now FINALLY come to the supposed “reason” why you sent me your psycho-babble rant (that’s the babblings of a (wanna-be) psycho, no offense to real psychos intended or implied…as opposed to what you think of mental health treatment, which is why you thought it was a good idea to send me your PBR)…I can only wonder this: Why did it take SO D@MN LONG for you to get to the “point”? Why didn’t you say “Hey…why did you forbid Sandy from being my friend???”, and I would have said “I didn’t, I just said I thought you seemed like a huge nob”, and then you could have said “Oh. Alright, my work here is done, I’m gonna go do some more baby rape drawings. By the way, tattoos are for fags.”
“I can assume it is because you see or think that I am a better man than you and that is sad.”
That IS sad…you’re not a better man than anyone. What makes you be such a stinkwad?
“It is called insecurity”
And finally, what do you think of your place in society?
“there is nothing more useless to this world”
And ONE more question…what type of school did your humor fit best in?
“elementary”
Well, what do you expect from a guy that thinks Hitler did good art.
probly a dick!