No Change:
The Princess Bride
Category: Pupdates
Movie Re-View, 8/12/14
No Change:
Extreme Measures
Aliens
Movie Re-View, 8/9/14
No Change:
The Arrival
Review edit, no grade change.
Police – A Clarification
Not that I should have to say this, but just to be sure noone thinks I’m including ALL cops in my criticism of the actions of SOME…
I’m not.
Just like all people: plenty of good ones out there, plenty of bad ones, plenty of ones somewhere in the middle.
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Movie Re-View, 8/8/14
Updated:
The Shawshank Redemption
Movie Re-View, 8/5/14
No Change:
In The Mouth Of Madness
An edit to the review, but no change to the grade.
Semper Puppy, Mach II – Rankings (Final Update: 4/14/15)
Grunge: 1st
Classic Alternative: 15th
Adult Album Alternative: 22nd
Overall: 623rd
All-Time Highs:
Grunge: 1st (8/22/14)
Classic Alternative: 10th (2/6/15)
Adult Album Alternative: 16th (11/2/14)
Overall: 490th (10/25/14)
Last Updated: 4/14/15
8/4/14 – Four Years Of DaPuppy.com
It all sucked.
Movie Re-View, 8/3/14
No Change:
8MM
The Puppet Masters
Unforgiven
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Movie Re-View, 8/1/14
Watched recently, no change:
American History X
Saving Private Ryan
Seven
A Simple Plan
Watched recently, review updated:
The Professional
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Pupdate – Updates
If you’re looking for/wondering about possible changes I’ve made to any previous post, they occur on a fairly regular basis. Some change a lot ( such as “Top Ten Listeners…”), others change infrequently (e.g. ‘The F List…’), and others change VERY rarely.
How do you know when they happen? You don’t. Because if I posted a pupdate every time I updated one it’d get REALLY annoying and too many of my posts would be merely quick references to OTHER posts’ updates.
So just fish around, I guess, with the above criteria in mind.
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Pupdate – Semper Puppy, 7/20/14
Transformation complete. Minor tinkerings will occur, but this is how it will be. Sob, cheer, or shrug.
Live365.com/stations/semperpuppy
Or via DaPuppy.com
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Semper Puppy, Mach II – Welcome Back Nigel
Noone else out there can quite do “Big Bottoms” like me, so it’s back to mostly grunge. Why not all grunge? Stubbornness, quality, and rules.
DaPuppy.com has a link.
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Semper Puppy, Mach II – Top 10 Listeners (Past 30 Days, By Country)
1 – The United States
2 – Germany
3 – Canada
4 – Mexico
5 – The United Kingdom
6 – Brazil
7 – Israel
8 – Ireland
9 – Switzerland
10 – Portugal
Last Updated: 4/12/15
Semper Puppy, Mach II – Top 10 Listeners (Past 30 Days, By State)
1 – IL
2 – CT
3 – FL
4 – CO
5 – OH
6 – TX
7 – CA
8 – NJ
9 – NC
10 – NY
Last Updated: 4/12/15
Pupdate – Puppy Radio On The Air!
See title. How do you get there? Go to my website (dapuppy.com) and click on the “Puppy Radio!” link. Enjoy.
Pupdate – Puppy Radio
Coming soon. Stay tuned.
Top Ten Visitors – By Country, All-Time
Stats are beginning somewhere around late June/early July 2014.
Previous stats are unavailable, hits from 8/2010 until this list exceeded one million. Not by much, but still.
1 – The United States
2 – China
3 – Germany
4 – France
5 – Canada
6 – Russia
7 – Ukraine
8 – Israel
9 – The United Kingdom
10 – Romania
Last Updated: 12/25/15
4/14/16: FINAL UPDATE: Irrelevant since I’m counting total hits. Or maybe I just don’t want to update this. Or maybe something else. Or who cares?
Alfred Hitchcock Presents – The Rest
Skipping mediocre number 105, there are only 8 more available on Netflix Streaming at the moment, and the titles don’t match what I find for the episode names.
So, since this hasn’t been the MOST exciting experience, and since I have no desire to research over 200 more for the sake of completeness, here ends my reviews of this show. Good Evening.
Pupdate – MST3K
I’ve decided, since a few of the few I haven’t watched are on NF
streaming, that I’ll watch a bit more MST3K and review ’em.
Absolutely no Elvis sightings, though.
Final Total Update – Part Five, and the end
Final stats from my now officially defunct QuickBlogcast Account:
You have 1005084 Total Visits.
Your blog gets 375.11 average post views per day.
All posts that were there, and MANY more (!!!) are now here.
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Final Total Update – Part Four
You have 1004836 Total Visits.
Your blog gets 375.22 average post views per day.
Time Period: 8/4/10 – 6/30/14
Final Total Update – Part Three
You have 1004418 Total Visits.
Your blog gets 375.49 average post views per day.
Time Period: 8/4/10 – 6/28/14
Final Total Update – Part Two
You have 1004127 Total Visits.
Your blog gets 375.58 average post views per day.
Time Period: 8/4/10 – 6/27/14
Final Total Update – Part One
You have 1003468 Total Visits.
Your blog gets 375.41 average post views per day.
Time Period: 8/4/10 – 6/26/14
The End. Part Two.
Hmmm. My previous blog still seems to be hanging around.
I’d like to point out that I’m not posting anything new there, and that everything there is also here. Plus new stuff.
But in the interest of accuracy, an update on the stagnant blog’s hits:
You have 1003061 Total Visits (As of 6/25/14)
Your blog gets 375.43 average post views per day (As of 6/25/14)
Also:
Final Post Count: 2245 Posts
And: (of 212,483 words).
This Was The End…
Final QuickBlogCast Stats:
You have 1002456 Total Visits
Your blog gets 375.62 average post views per day.
Highest Hit Total, Month: January 2013 – 151,537
Highest Hit Total, Day: January 23rd, 2013 – 6,855
The Million Hit Watch – 6/21/14
SUCCESS!!
You have 1001684 Total Visits
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Pupdate – 6/23/14 – The Shortening Of The Long-Enduring Blog Name
Yeah, it’s a post.
(From DaPuppy.com)
If you just type in the blog name, it is changing
FROM: puppyness.dapuppy.com
TO: puppy.dapuppy.com
ON: 6/25/14
See you there. (here.)
-Puppy >.< Yip!
In Stereo! – Last Post Before 6/25/14
Blog Change – What It Means To You
Nothing.
Now until 6/25/14: It will take you here.
6/25/14 on: It will take you to the new blog format, which will contain all the posts here and all continuing posts from then on. And it looks really spiffy, too!
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Same-Day Edit: No new posts will be made until the 25th, to avoid confusion and to allow a small buildup of material. This will serve as my last post here…on the 25th, feel free to check my blog, when it will direct you to the new format, and I will begin posting again in Frank. Thank you.
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Pupdate – The Million Hit Watch – 6/20/14
You have 998816 Total Visits
ETA: A few days.
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Pupdate – 6/19/14
Re: Stuff about my blog/website going away – Nevermind.
I’m going to transfer all of my posts over if it’s the last thing I do!
So, stay with me if you want.
No…that was not a publicity stunt to get more hits.
If you don’t believe me, feel free to F off/yourself. Thank you.
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Goodbye Everyone
Pending some unforeseen actual help from GD in transferring my blog without getting carpal tunnel syndrome, this blog will disappear on 6/25/14.
Oh, I’ll have all the posts…but they won’t be here.
Doesn’t help you much, does it?
Basically on the 25th this blog will vanish and I will cancel all GD products.
Have fun! And F GD.
-Puppy >.< Yip!
6/19/14: Pupdate – I will risk carpal tunnel syndrome. Oh, the Humanity.
Pupdate – The Million Hit Watch – 6/10/14
You have 992360 Total Visits
ETA: Early July.
-Puppy >.< Yip!
New Pet-Friendly Intro! YAY!
Yip!
Pupdate – The Million Hit Watch – 5/28/14
You have 984583 Total Visits
It’s so close I can almost TASTE it!!!
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Recurring Bits Off This Website Soon – 5/16/14
Well, all the old ones that seem to have run their course…excepting DPT, of course, and perhaps others if my interest is re-sparked.
And most notably the “Off NF Streaming Soon” posts.
These shall be replaced, where applicable and if I spot it in time, by a little note in a movie that’s actually WORTH mentioning. So…probably not very often.
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Movies Off Netflix Streaming Soon – 5/15/14
Off NF Streaming 5/21:
Silent House
Movies Off Netflix Streaming Soon
By no means an extensive list, just of the large amount of stuff on MY list.
I’ll review them ASAP, since if you care about my reviews you might find it helpful when deciding to watch them or just let them go…putting off ‘Ravenous’ briefly for these, although I remember liking it
The things I do for my craft…
Oh well, I’ll get to it.
Off NF Streaming 5/15:
The Dead One
Airborne
Bartleby
-Puppy >.< Yip!
An Evolutionary Response – By Puppy
Re: ‘An Evolutionary Comment’
WTF was I thinking??!!
I’m now a vegetarian (not vegan) because I believe it’s the right thing to do.
To justify my lack of doing it with a comparison to MILITANT ATHEISTS??!!
Wow…temporary insanity. I’m much better now.
-Puppy >.< Yip!
After Long And Careful Not Thinking About It
Music taken away from the intro.
I figured (as advised, thank you person from a long time ago) that it might be annoying if you’re playing any other audio.
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Pupdate – Television/Short Subject
In case anyone’s wondering, I never review a television/cable/Netflix/etc series (Basically anything with episodes) until that series is over.
Movies are much easier since even if they’re “episodic” they take at least a year or so between “episodes”. So reviewing them is far easier in terms of relevance.
So if you’re looking for a review of ‘House of Cards’ or ‘The Walking Dead’, you won’t find any here until both series are over, if at all.
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Note Concerning The Last Note
Three things made better by the policy:
1) It’s easier!
2) It makes my brain hurt less
3) It’s more predictable for you, the reader. You don’t have to go back re-reading old sh1t unless you want to just re-read it…no “searching in case of new material/edits”. With the exceptions described.
Although 3 is the least important to me (sorry) it IS actually MORE anal than sometimes editing, sometimes not. It’s a more (not totally, but more) rigid, predictable, “set” way of doing things.
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Note Concerning Earlier Entries
Excepting things where I may “experience” the exact same thing more than once and have a different reaction (television, movies, music and the like) I will NOT go back through my entries and edit for “current feeling” or to make it be more persuasive, “look” better, be more properly worded…
I made the entries that I made. I’m not the same person as I was when I made them…I can’t know my exact frame of mind/reference at the time of any. Therefore, they exist with flaws and all.
There may be a VERY few exceptions to this, but generally old posts will remain old posts; as they are, left to be read as they are.
So if something I say tomorrow seems at odds with something I said three years ago…take the much older one as a snapshot of how I felt about it THEN, and the new one as how I feel about it NOW.
Also keep in mind that my satire bits don’t ALWAYS have the warning.
Conclusion: If you’ve read a post from three years ago, it’s probably not gonna be any different if you go back and read it again.
Exceptions: VERY, VERY few outside of Music (rare), Television/Short Subject (extremely uncommon), MST3K (extremely uncommon) and Movies/Long Subject (somewhat common, actually…that’s my bread and butter, man!)
-Puppy >.< Yip!
4/22/16: Content slowly and painfully edited to look better, make sad and happy smilies work, and remove/fix bad links.
Pupdate – 4/22/14
For those of you who have enjoyed my bitter, angry, frustrated posts in the past…
Sorry :(
In future Puppy will be kinder and gentler because Puppy cannot tolerate the intense pain he is very frequently forced to live with. So, in conjunction with his psychiatrist (Yeah, really, I have one!) he shall be taking a prescription medication that (probably and hopefully) rather dulls his pain, anger, and frustration.
The flip side is it will probably dull his wit, energy, (brief moments of) happiness, etc… as well.
But hey…you gotta do what you gotta do. Hopefully my posts will retain their level of quality. :) <---- content Puppy (That's content as in being content...there isn't a puppy inside my face).
An Unusual Title – A Piece Of Laminated Plastic
“You have 966323 Total Visits”
Super, Super.
Pupdate – 4/9/14
Enjoy the entries I’ve already made if you like, but I’ve decided to take a LONG break from this, since (virtually) noone seems to care lately.
-Puppy
Same-Day Edit: I REALLY did laugh, too. Briefly, but still…see ‘Pupdate 1/13/13’
Pupdate – Vegetarianism
I’ve decided to go vegetarian. Again. But this time, I think I’m really gonna do it.
Won’t be a snobby/preachy one…just a personal choice. No CA/A contamination here.
Wish me the best. Unless you don’t like me, in which case hope for the worst and I’ll absolutely DELIGHT in either proving you wrong by succeeding or not giving a sh1t because you’re not worth even that amount of thought/feeling.
A winner every time, no blanks!
-Puppy >.< Yip!
Lunatics Reviewing Music – Tha End
The following were made impossible by ConHugeCo objections:
Nigel Tufnel on “Lick My Love Pump”
James Lipton on any song/musician
Pupdate 3/16/14: Major Overhaul
Same-Day Rewrite: When I was putting less effort into it I was getting 5K hits a day. Putting more effort into it gets me in the 100’s. Really fcken frustrating. Only three ways to deal with it:
1) Ditch it
2) Work harder on it
3) View it as something to do as a hobby, not a necessity, as I always should have
I picked 3.
-Puppy >.< Yip!