Worthy of Note:
Scott the bear
dog training
late break-up
painting w/ the inner child
girl drink drunk
Category: Television/Short Subject Reviews
The Kids In The Hall – Episode 45
Worthy of Note:
Dave’s breasts
bad cab drivers
chasing off Mickey Rooney
Bruce’s pen
Scott’s nipples
The Kids In The Hall – Episode 39
Worthy of Note:
thousand dollars/punch in the head
new demon
f’n good ham
the ocean
demon insomnia
The Kids In The Hall – Episode 38
Worthy of Note:
voice-over frustration
Cincinnati Kid
thanking Hitler
gay guy as white woman in black bar
The Kids In The Hall – Episode 35
Worthy of Note:
gritty childrens’ novelist drama
Faggos
“It’s A Fact” is an improvement over “30 Helens Agree”
Bruce’s suicide journal
For those of you who may noticed the MASSIVE gap between episodes, I have a theory.
The kids spent summer vacation having fun and writing gobs of new material, which they used on their first three season two episodes. Then they just sort of farted around.
The Kids In The Hall – Episode 25 (The Phone Show)
Worthy of Note:
silly news
two clearly insane people
cigarette acquisition
green lines
persistent cucumber
persistent ring analysis
Nam flashback
“Touch Bellini” contest
B seems to be the new C.
Grade: B
The Kids In The Hall – Episode 24
Worthy of Note:
gun-musicians on patrol
businessman hunting
new, IMPROVED Cabbagehead
No Time To Lose…I mean, You’re Fired. (Come on…watch both and then tell me this isn’t MPFC Lite)
interesting toe
verytemp job
office quickie
THE PIT OF ULTIMATE DARKNESS!!!
Hounds of Hell
Beasts of Brimstone
Puppies of Purgatory
FABULOUS lesbian softball team managing
Seamlessly much-improved…impressive. I ALMOST want to give it an A.
Grade: B+
The Kids In The Hall – Episode 23
Worthy of Note:
the perks of Spring
the perks of friendship
bad spy alien
space-stuff
bad doctor
Grade: B-
The Kids In The Hall – Episode 19
Worthy of Note:
Native manhood debate
anti-pretension spiders (Never rooted for spiders before)
cleaning up America
bad boss w/ pyromaniac
The Kids In The Hall – Episode 18
Worthy of Note:
new pink hair
meathand guy
present-heads
Olympic updates
sh1tty soup sketch
flyface guy (a nice statement on being oblivious to the obvious)
The Kids In The Hall – Episode 17
Worthy of Note:
Donald Dane – the future of horror
Leafs game sketch/recurrence
Kevin’s middle
cute doggie!
Kevin outdoing Mark at his own bit
problems of mass murder
Vaudeville drama
clothes for ugly women
Their best yet. Thompson is good, Foley is good, McDonald is good, McCulloch is barely noticeable, and McKinney is surprisingly competent.
Grade: B+
The Kids In The Hall – A Commentary
A moment to examine the unfortunate problem with each cast member.
McCulloch: Thinks he’s a rock star
Thompson: Too much monologue
Foley: Not as funny as McDonald
McDonald: Doesn’t get more material in
McKinney: Gets material in
-Puppy >.< Yip!
The Kids In The Hall – Episode 14
Worthy of Note:
neighborhood editing
Kevin McDonald’s boring repeated deaths
cold war/hot love
The Kids In The Hall – Episode 11
Worthy of Note:
EXCITING ‘Living Dead’ parody
Scott Thompson reconsidering women
inferno presentation
The Kids In The Hall – Episode 10
Worthy of Note:
grand theft salt
Dave Foley the bad vaudevillian
worm-eating
straight man search continues
God’s own bargepoles
Foley succeeding at pretentious twaddle
The Kids In The Hall – Episode 8
Worthy of Note:
ping-pong cheerleading
Brian’s college crackhouse
chain gang memories
pouty guys-on-a-rope
non-racist trauma
Hitting their stride?
Grade: B
The Kids In The Hall – Episode 7
Worthy of Note:
‘Tony’, the brilliant art-house film
parachuting odds sketch, until McKinney’s monologue
history lesson by Fletcher Christian
surprise!
A seamless little slice of moderate brilliance, thus the first episode worthy of a grade.
Grade: B
Series Episodes – An Explanation
You may have noticed that apart from Monty Python’s Flying Circus, I’ve skipped reviewing certain episodes of all the series’ I’ve watched. This is for two reasons:
1) Monty Python’s Flying Circus is more watchable in its entirety than any other series I’ve ever seen.
and…
2) Skipped episodes denote those not worthy of being reviewed. Mediocre and redundant at best, horrific and dull at worst.
-Puppy >.< Yip!
The Kids In The Hall – Episode 6
Worthy of Note:
Apathetic robbery
“Running Faggot”
Relaxing gym S+M
stray businessman
btw…Will you stop with the friggin Helens already? And trade McKinney for a player-to-be-named?
The Kids In The Hall – Episode 5
Worthy of Note:
Date arbitration
Dave’s constant chairs and dull aliens
Why no “grades” so far? Because there’s always plenty of dull sh1t with the good stuff so far.
The Kids In The Hall – Episode 4
Worthy of Note:
Kevin vs. the A$$hole
Menstruation
Kevin’s house reversal
consoling the parents
planting the sheep/extremely slow-moving doctor sketch
The Kids In The Hall – Episode 3
Worthy of Note:
4-or-5-gorilla show sketch
persistently-ignored bullies
Citizen Kane!
The Kids In The Hall – Episode 1
Worthy of Note:
Eradicator
Ballerina finals
Bruce apologizing for cancer
artsy pear dream sketch
Mr. Bean: The Whole Bean – Episode 14 (Hair By Mr. Bean Of London)
The Series is ended…go in relief.
Grade: D-
Mr. Bean: The Whole Bean – Episode 13 (Good Night, Mr. Bean)
More of the same.
Not terrible, but he should have stopped at 7.
Grade: D+
Mr. Bean: The Whole Bean – Episode 12 (Tee Off, Mr. Bean)
Almost back to the “decent example”…but we’ve been there already.
Only worth watching if you love the “Maxi-Golf” bit.
Grade: C+
Mr. Bean: The Whole Bean – Episode 11 (Back To School Mr. Bean)
Worse. Again.
Grade: D
Mr. Bean: The Whole Bean – Episode 10 (Do-It-Yourself Mr. Bean)
“Better, better…but WAHHH!!!”
Grade: C-
Mr. Bean: The Whole Bean – Episode 9 (Mind The Baby, Mr. Bean)
Well…it’s cute, and all…but it’s not funny, or even all that amusing. And yes…it’s the same.
Grade: D
Mr. Bean: The Whole Bean – Episode 8 (Mr. Bean In Room 426)
The show seems to have lost one writer…and with him, a lot of humor.
Sort of like ‘The Three Stooges’ without Curly or any decent lines (since these are virtually silent films), when your comedy is highly physical/visual in nature and you lose most of the wit, it becomes simply dull and tedious.
That’s what this is for the most part, and since there are far superior (previous) examples of exactly this (only funny) available, watching this is completely pointless. The end, or a bump in the road?
We can soon find out.
Grade: D-
Mr. Bean: The Whole Bean – Episode 7 (Merry Christmas Mr. Bean)
Yes, it’s the “turkey episode”.
Very cute/amusing, if somewhat overrated.
Highlight: Nativity Scene Dalek.
Grade: B (The last episode worth your time…trust me)
Mr. Bean: The Whole Bean – Episode 6 (Mr. Bean Rides Again)
This is even better than the last one, which I thought not likely.
But I just can’t call this “excellent”…sight gags are sight gags, no matter how inventive and cleverly done. But it is good…
Necessity is the mother of Mr. Bean’s really bad inventions.
Grade: B+
Mr. Bean: The Whole Bean – Episode 5 (The Trouble With Mr. Bean)
Didn’t think he had it in him.
But even though I like it, this is probably about as good as this sort of thing gets.
We’ll see.
Grade: B+
Mr. Bean: The Whole Bean – Episode 4 (Mr. Bean Goes To Town)
Better than the last, which was better than the last. Don’t know how good it can really get, but let’s hope for the best.
Having seen several episodes of ‘Blackadder’, which I’ve never particularly cared for, I now appreciate what a good actor Atkinson is. The in-your-face snobbery is replaced in ‘Mr. Bean’ with a very different, childlike/ish and completely unpretentious character. Granted he doesn’t say much (not to mention not being much of a boyfriend), but his expressions are spot-on (I’m trying to be British).
Actually, I am mostly British in ancestry, but you gather my inference.
Highlight: The truly incredible “magic” show
Grade: B
Mr. Bean: The Whole Bean – Episode 3 (The Curse Of Mr. Bean)
I should probably explain at this point what exactly this is, for those who don’t know.
It’s a really weird but mostly harmless guy doing really weird things, often to the amusement/horror/astonishment of normal onlookers.
That’s it, is it? Spot on, Chris.
No further explanation necessary, it’d be like trying to explain WHY a joke is funny. You either like this sort of thing or you don’t…I do. To see if YOU do, watch this. It’s a decent example. If you think it’s stupid, you’ll think ALL Mr. Bean is stupid. If not, look at my grades/occasional comments.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Grade: B-
Mr. Bean: The Whole Bean – Episode 2 (The Return Of Mr. Bean)
He’s definitely gotten better, and he’s created a lovely little world for himself.
Highlight: department store
Grade: C+
Mr. Bean: The Whole Bean – Episode 1 (Mr. Bean)
The only really funny bit here is also in ‘Rowan Atkinson Live!’, in a slightly different and slightly better version (along with other bits that are worth watching instead of tolerating this episode’s first two).
Grade: D+
Elfin Lied (13 Episodes, 2004)
“Very bloody.”
“Bloody awful if you ask me!”
Amateurish, silly attempts at drama and social commentary mixed into ULTRA-violence.
Don’t waste your time.
Cheers – Episode 119 (Cheers: The Motion Picture)
Highs:
‘Manchild in Beantown’
random french
Cinemapuss
the on button
puppy!
Judy…
depression seminar
too derivative of Godard
Woody’s shirt size
Norm’s recovery
the thresher
Al
Lows:
Diane film Exposition
film continuity error
the gift sequence
Grade: B (The last ‘Cheers’ episode worth watching)
Cheers – Episode 116 (Simon Says)
Highs:
the stuff they fill potholes with
John Cleese!
twaddle
Cliff’s assurance
many problems
the oldest trick
Hardball w/ Frasier Crane
staked life
Lows:
Chuck and Di joke
Carla’s prayers
convenient spot
spots of Cleese’s fake fury
Grade: B-
Cheers – Episode 115 (Dinner At Eight-ish)
Highs:
Al
the dip
polite observations
insipid accordion
cheese knife
eating through conflict
masculine touches
etc, etc, etc…
No
packaged Cliff
Lilith’s accurate analysis of Diane
Sam’s inspiring analysis
Frasier’s solution
Lows:
too much drama, not enough com in the sit.
Grade: B+
Cheers – Episode 107 (Dance, Diane, Dance)
Highs:
Cliffmobile ad
laughing/striking
tape plotting
Dancing so badly
corner burping
Alone In a bar…again
Frasier’s help
Diane’s 1st speech
Diane’s 2nd and much shorter speech
Lows:
Diane’s conclusion
Grade: B+
Cheers – Episode 105 (Everyone Imitates Art)
Highs:
Opening
appendix advice
Woody’s explanation
‘Nocturne’
President Woody
‘A Bartender Dismembered’
exponential magazine circulation
life-like Carla
Woody’s poem
sliding Diane
Diane’s smug little nose
unscathed Sam
ending
Lows:
“Make out?”
love talk
Grade: A-
Cheers – Episode 104 (Thanksgiving Orphans)
Highs:
Rudolph analysis
pouty Diane
luckier?
tv angles
drossy weather
chortling
fresh uniforms
lurking Sam
Diane’s drunk toasting
Birdzilla
Frasier whining
skin-walking
food fight escalation
cranberry back-biter
Klingon Proverb
Lows:
Jean D’Arc being 2nd to last
ending
Grade: A
Cheers – Episode 103 (The Knights Of Scimitar)
Highs:
W.K. Twitchell
Mrs. A
2,000,014
change
Carla’s butcher
Sam not caring
fainting spells
little friend
pageantry
cause for concern
Carla’s leap
Lows:
turban pause
Sam’s yawn
Grade: B+
Cheers – Episode 102 (Young Doctor Weinstein)
Highs:
drunk confirmation
“The Car”
‘Eat’
Dr. Sam
curly swine tail
Dr. Woody
slow-moving doctor
rum + trail mix
new drink tears
doctors all over the world
Diane’s mood
Malone-fishing
big cat
Lows:
Sam’s date
Grade: A-
Cheers – Episode 101 (Tan n’ Wash)
Highs:
Woody’s dream
alabaster skin
sound advice
infectious hum
Frasier’s reaction
career choices
Diane the Clavin
wrong number
Lows:
convenient plot devices
Steve
Grade: B
Cheers – Episode 99 (Abnormal Psychology)
Highs:
Caesar Augustus w/Reeboks
mercy
Frasier’s putdown
probing/thrusting/stroking
legs
little fish
Lilith’s leap
Lows:
Football “enthusiasm”
Steve
ending
Grade: B-
Cheers – Episode 91 (Banditos aka Diane Chambers Day)
Highs:
Al
the right words
Frasier’s attitude
building theme
Cliff’s opera glasses
Norm’s beverage
“Lucy Dadada”
Sam + Diane
Lows:
Only…bits of it
Grade: B
Cheers – Episode 88 (Dark Imaginings)
Highs:
Norm’s dream
Cliff’s turnip
“I thinks”
L. Manion
H.B. Wilson
old and alone in Boston
blubbering Woody
too big a deal
Lows:
radness
truss
Sam/Jack banter
longggggg slowwww pannnnnn
Grade: B-